What does a piano, tuna, and a bucket of glue have in common?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Don't ask me about the bucket of glue though... I've been stuck there for a while

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What happens when Santa get stuck in a chimney?

He gets claustrophobic!

What's the difference between a priest and a chilean mining company?

One gets its miners stuck in shafts, and the other gets its shaft stuck in minors.

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How do you get a Canadian to pay you back?

You ask.

How do you find white Canadian reggae musician Snow in the snow?

You ask an informer

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What do you call a fish that can't sing?

An out-of-tuna!

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna and a jar of glue?

You: You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Person getting told joke: What about the jar of glue? You: I knew you'd get stuck there

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What chord does a piano make when it drops on a child?

A-flat minor

How are a piano and a squirrel alike?

They both aren't artichokes

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What the difference between the U.S. Government and a bucket of crap?

The bucket

What's red and looks like a bucket?

A: A red bucket.

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How do you stick things together like Fred Flinstone?

You add a dab of glue.

What's the difference between a tuna, a piano, and some glue?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano tuna!