What's the difference between a woman coming out of church and a woman taking a bath?

The woman coming out of church as hope in her soul!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a bad golfer, and a bad skydiver?

The golfer goes " Damn!" The skydiver goes "Damn! "

What's the difference between a pirate and a necrophiliac?

I'm not sure, but they both go out with shovels to find the booty.

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

Why was the midget fired from his job?

He came up short on his register.

How long does it take for George R.R. Martin to finish a Reddit post?

Answer coming Fall 2017.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why did you make women so beautiful?

God:"So you would love her." Man:"Then why did you make her so dumb " God:"So she would love you."

Why is a beer like a woman?

After you drink one you can't shut up or drive.

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

What does a blind person read in church?

Holy Braille

What do you call a pregnant nun who cycles to church everyday?

No seriously, a friend asked me this and I didn't know.

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

How do you make a Whiskey Sour?

Crush it's hopes and dreams.

How bad is the economy?

Twenty years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Today we have no cash, no hope and no jobs.

Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

How can you tell if a duck has soul?

If it's bill withers!

What's the difference between a girl in church and a girl in a bubble bath?

The girl in church has her soul full of hope...

Bath Jokes More Bath Jokes

Why did the thief take a bath?

To get a clean getaway

What makes fish smell?

One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."