What's the difference between a woman coming out of church and a woman taking a bath?

The woman coming out of church as hope in her soul!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a yogurt and the Americans?

If you leave a yogurt for 200 years it'll grow a culture.

What is the difference between a black man and a couch?

A couch can support a family

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

Why did vegan cross the road?

Because chicken came to his side.

What did God say to the alcoholic spelling bee judge?

Define intervention." Came up with this today at work.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What happens to a woman who falls down the stairs?

Nothing, as long as she doesn't drop my beers

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver?

Cause she was a woman

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

What's the difference between a church bell & a church?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

Why are churches never broke?

Because Jesus saves.

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

How do you get rid of somebody?

Give them a ticket for a flight on Malaysian Airlines and hope that they will live up to their reputation!

What is the most mysterious cheese?

I'm going to a cheese and wine party tonight and the host has requested I bring a "mystery cheese". I'm hoping there's a puntastic cheese out there somewhere that may fit the bill!

Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

What's the difference between a retard and a baby?

The baby has a soul.

What's the difference between a woman kneeling in prayer and a woman kneeling in a bathtub?

a woman kneeling in prayer has hope in her soul.

Bath Jokes More Bath Jokes

What'd u ask Santa for 6: a speed boat M: like a Lego boat?

6: no M: oh for the bath 6: no M: the pool 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no

Which villains steal soap from the bath?

Robber ducks.