What's the difference between a woman coming out of church and a woman taking a bath?

The woman coming out of church as hope in her soul!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby ?

20 minutes, thermostat 8.

What's the difference between foreplay and KFC?

Once you're finished with the breasts and thighs, you're left with a greasy box to put your bone in.

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What did the hacker do when the police came for him?

He ransomware.

What did the cannibal's wife give her husband when he came home late for dinner?

A. The cold shoulder.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How many women does it take to play tennis?

You can't play tennis in the kitchen

What do you call a woman who is paralyzed from the waist down?

Wife.

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

What's the difference between a church and a mosque?

In a church you see pew, pew pew. In a mosque you hear pew pew pew.

What did the Skunk say at Church?

Let us spray

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

What do you call a blond with one strand of hair dyed black?

A glimmer of hope

What do you call a beach with crooked waves?

OC A Scoli-ocean! (Came up with that recently, hope it tickles your funny bone)

Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

Why don't ghosts like rainy days?

Because it dampens their souls!!!!

What is the difference between a blonde in a church and a blonde in the bath tub?

One has hope in her soul...

Bath Jokes More Bath Jokes

What do you call a parrot when it has dried itself after a bath?

Polly unsaturated!

What's the difference between a nun on her knees and a nun in the bath?

One has hope in their soul, the other has soap in their hole