What's the difference between a woman coming out of church and a woman taking a bath?

The woman coming out of church as hope in her soul!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between love, true love and showing off?

Spit, swallow, gargle.

What's the difference between a star and America?

The star has a bright future.

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What else did Lochte say after the truth came out?

This did not go swimmingly at all

What did the hair stylist do when the Beach Boys came on?

The barber ran

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What's the three fastest ways of communication?

Telephone, telegraph, and tell-a-woman.

How can you get hundreds of women wet all at once?

Go to a john mayer concert!

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

Why is it forbidden for ants to go in a church?

They are in-sects

Why don't ants go to church?

Because they are insects.

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

How do you get rid of somebody?

Give them a ticket for a flight on Malaysian Airlines and hope that they will live up to their reputation!

What's the difference between a woman in a bathtub and a woman in a church?

The woman in church has hope in her soul.

Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

Why is the food so cold and bland?

Dad: Because your mother put her heart and soul into it.

What's the difference between a nun and a woman in a bathtub?

The nun has hope in her soul!

Bath Jokes More Bath Jokes

Why do you take baths in milk?

I can't find a cow tall enough for a shower."

What's the difference between a woman and a nun in a bath?

One has a soul full of hope and the other has a hole full of soap.