Why do you take baths in milk?

I can't find a cow tall enough for a shower."

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Where are most fish found ?

Between the head and the tail !

How many feminists does it take to change a baby's diaper?

A: Don't be silly, feminists can't change anything. And besides, where would they find a baby!

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you get when you mix two chains and a cow?

Truuuuuuuuuuu-moooooooooooooooooo!!!

What did the cow say when it saw the farmer twice in one day?

Deja Moo!

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What do you call it when the only cow on your dairy farm won't produce milk?

Utter despair.

Why couldn't the infant insect without toes drink milk?

He was lack toes and toddler ant

Shower Jokes More Shower Jokes

Why does Peter Parker have a shower in his apartment?

He can't get out of a bath.

Why don't you take a shower with a Pokemon?

He might Peek at Chu!

Bath Jokes More Bath Jokes

Why did the thief take a bath?

To get a clean getaway

Why did the ocean take a bath?

It had a sandy bottom.