Why do you take baths in milk?

I can't find a cow tall enough for a shower."

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How many feminists does it take to change a baby's diaper?

A: Don't be silly, feminists can't change anything. And besides, where would they find a baby!

What's the hardest kind of waffle to find?

A Carmen Sandy Eggo

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What does a man with a cow under his nose have?

A moostache (That was udderly terrible)

How do cows talk to each other?

They cowmoonicate.

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Why is milk so fast?

Because it's pasteurized before you see it!

Why don't cows ever have any money?

Because the farmers milk them dry!

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Why did the computer scientist die in the shower?

The shampoo bottle put him in an infinite loop.

What is the best part about showering with a 14 year old girl?

If you slick her hair back just right, she looks nine!

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Where does a vampire take a bath?

In the bat-room (bathroom).

Why did the thief take a bath?

To get a clean getaway