Why did Tigger look in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh.

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When asked, 'Are you Twittering?

if I'm looking at my phone I now reply, 'No. I am not Twittering,' in a sort of flat monotone. And tweet.

How can you tell what clan a Scottish man is from?

Look under his kilt and if he has a quarter pounder then he is a McDonald.

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What do you call an Igloo without a toilet ?

An Ig !

What do you call a man who cleans out toilets ?

Lou !

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What 2 things do Winnie the Pooh and John the Baptist have in common?

They both ate honey and they both have the same middle name.

Why was Tigger's head in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh.

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Why is Tigger always dirty?

Because he plays with Pooh

Why did Tigger get stuck in the toilet?

He was looking for pooh.