What really makes Whinny the Pooh angry?

When other people put two fingers in his honey.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What kind of shampoo do people with Down Syndrome use?

Tresemme 21

Why are school shooters more likely to be white people?

White people actually go to school. Black people stay home and shoot people in their own neighborhood.

Finger Jokes More Finger Jokes

What is WRONG with you?

Me: *slowly counting on fingers* let's see... ok... carry the 1... um... That would be everything

What can you get off with your finger that you can't get off with steel wool?

Your girlfriend.

Pooh Jokes More Pooh Jokes

Why was Piglet in the bathroom?

He was looking for Pooh.

Why did Tigger look in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh.

Honey Jokes More Honey Jokes

What's the difference between zombies?

Q: What's the difference between zombies? A: Zombies make honey, and zombies don't.

Why is revenge a dish best served with honey?

Because honey is what you find at the end of bee trails (betrayals)

Whinny Jokes More Whinny Jokes

When does a horse talk on the phone?

Whinny wants to!

When does a horse neigh?

Whinny wants to!