What did the man in the "Race for a Cure" say to the three people beside him?

we're walking four abreast."

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Whats the name of a bodybuilder whose a fan of the X-Men?

Huge Jackman

What happened to the girl who went fishing with a group of men?

She returned home with a red snapper.

People Jokes More People Jokes

How do you please all the people?

Tell them Ellen Pao has stepped down as of today!

Why did Microsoft name their new web browser "Edge"?

Because people familiar with the U2 guitarist of the same name are already used to long delays.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why did the black man walk backwards?

I have no idea, Your Honor, but he was coming right at me and I felt my life was at risk.

What did the pirate say when he walked into the brothel?

arggg! thar she blows

Cure Jokes More Cure Jokes

How do you cure the hiccups?

Dunk your head in a bucket of water and pull it out twice.

What did the cannibal Doctor do with his patients?

He cured them.

Race Jokes More Race Jokes

What is a racing car owner called?

Racist

How do you get whole race to hate you?

Blow up the finish line. (I figured 2 years was long enough)