What did the man in the "Race for a Cure" say to the three people beside him?

we're walking four abreast."

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Why did the man tell his mom to get him out of prison?

She had gotten him out of a tight spot before.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs being pulled behind a boat?

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What did the man in the "Race for a Cure" say to the three people beside him?

we're walking four abreast."

Why do people love working at yogurt factories?

Because of the culture!

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

How is your day going?

G- Pretty well, Do you want me to walk you back? B- walk me back? G- to the friendzone you just tried to escape.

What's the difference between a ladder and a truck?

It's no bad luck to walk under a truck.

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Why aren't PhDs real doctors?

Because real doctors have cures.

How do you cure the hiccups?

Dunk your head in a bucket of water and pull it out twice.

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Why did the paralympic athlete loose the race?

He didn't start off with the right foot. EDIT: Ortography

What do penguins do in a race?

They peng-win