What did the man in the "Race for a Cure" say to the three people beside him?

we're walking four abreast."

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did the man take a pencil to bed ?

To draw the curtains !

What did the fly say to the other fly?

Your man is open!"

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why should you never hit people with violins?

Because violins is not the answer...

How do you please all the people?

Tell them Ellen Pao has stepped down as of today!

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story, and a Catholic priest?

One goes limp when a child walks in the room.

What about a Walking Dead situation where she's a zombie?

Then I can bang other chicks "

Cure Jokes More Cure Jokes

What did the smoked salmon say after it realised it was no longer ill?

I'm cured!"

How do you cure a mute coworker?

Tell them a secret

Race Jokes More Race Jokes

Why did the barber win the race?

He took a short cut.

Who won the race?

Society.