What do you call a dinosaur who joins the band The Clash?

A StayGosaurus

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Why did the pig join the Army?

He heard the food was a mess.

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say to the gym manager when he was joining a new gym?

I'll re-rack.

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What is Queen's (the band, not the monarch) favourite type of luggage?

carry ooooooooonnnn, carry ooooooonnnnnnnnnn

What band performed at the Jefferson memorial?

Nickelback

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What do you call a dinosaur who just got out of a relationship?

Tyrannosaurus Ex

Why do dinosaurs use Christian dating sites?

Because they can lie about their age!

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What game do lesbians like to play?

Clash of Clams

Who will win?

When two of the most populated countries clash which race will rise?