What game do lesbians like to play?

Clash of Clams

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What side dish do frogs like to enjoy with their hamburgers?

French Flies!

Why don't pediatricians like to wait?

Because they have little patients.

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What do you call a symphony where everyone plays at the same time instead of taking turns?

An chestra.

What kind of poker do stoner cows play?

High Steaks

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How often do lesbian gypsies get their hands read?

Every 28 days or so.

How do know a job's been done by a lesbian carpenter?

There are no nails, and no screws, it's all tongue and groove!

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Why did Bill Gates &amp?

Warren Buffett once have me quickly kicked out of a game of bridge? When it was my turn to bid I kept saying, "Go fish".

What is the most environmentally friendly game company?

The three that make Call of Duty; They've recycled their ONLY GAME, every year for the past 7 years.

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What did the clam say when a crab attacked him?

Kelp!

What does a clam do on his birthday?

He shellabrates!

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What do you call a dinosaur who joins the band The Clash?

A StayGosaurus

What's Imperial Britain's favorite game?

Clash of Clans