What game do lesbians like to play?

Clash of Clams

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Why don't bears wear boots?

Cos they like to walk around in their bear feet.

What do you call a crocodile that likes to bowl?

An Alley-Gator

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Why can't you play peek-a-boo with Jesus?

Because he has holes in his hands

What do kids yell at old people who are just trying to play?

GET OFF MY LAN!

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What's the difference between a lesbian and a sperm whale?

Fifty pounds and a flannel shirt.

What is the difference between a Ritz and a lesbian?

A Ritz is a snack cracker and a lesbian is a crack snacker

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What animal is always at a game of cricket?

A bat.

What do they always forget to do after filming a season of Game of Thrones?

The last one out is meant to get the Wights

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What's the downside to dating a Mermaid?

Her clam smells like fish!

Why did the clam go to jail?

For setting up illegal shell companies!

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What game do lesbians like to play?

Clash of Clams

What's Imperial Britain's favorite game?

Clash of Clans