What game do lesbians like to play?

Clash of Clams

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Why do programmers like to concatenate time stamps?

It's the only way they can get a string of dates.

What do you call a goat that likes cheese with their pasta?

Maaaac

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What kind of music do they play at Stonehenge?

Hard Rock.

Why aren't puns called pows?

It is a play on words, after all

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What do you call an immoral lesbian citizen of Rivendell who hosts a talk-variety show and lacks character?

An elven degenerate.

What is the difference between a Ritz and a lesbian?

A Ritz is a snack cracker and a lesbian is a crack snacker

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What did one slice of bread say to the other at the end of a game of chess?

It's stale, mate."

Why was it so hot in the stadium after the game?

Because all the fans left

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Why do mermaids put their things on top of clams?

Because clams are shelf-ish.

Why did the clam get in an accident?

He was talking on his shellphone.

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What's Imperial Britain's favorite game?

Clash of Clans

Who will win?

When two of the most populated countries clash which race will rise?