What game do lesbians like to play?

Clash of Clams

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Why don't asians like to applause?

Because every time they do all they do is crap

What's a hillbillies favorite holiday? Halloween.... Do you want to know why?

Because they like to pump kin.

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Why don't Episcopalians play chess?

They don't know the difference between a bishop and a queen

Why didn't the dog want to play football?

It was a boxer!

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What do you call an immoral lesbian citizen of Rivendell who hosts a talk-variety show and lacks character?

An elven degenerate.

What's the difference between a muddy bicycle and a ditzy lesbian?

One is a dirty bike and the other is a derpy dyke.

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What game did the dentist play when she was a child?

Caps and robbers

Why are there no black people in the game Clue?

Because then, it would be called Solved.

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What's the downside to dating a Mermaid?

Her clam smells like fish!

What did the clam say when a crab attacked him?

Kelp!

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What's Imperial Britain's favorite game?

Clash of Clans

Who will win?

When two of the most populated countries clash which race will rise?