What game do lesbians like to play?

Clash of Clams

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Why do liberal courts don't work?

Because they don't like to judge anyone.

What do you call a dead chicken that likes to throw things?

A geist. Thanks! I will show myself out.

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Why can't you play Uno with Mexicans?

They steal the green cards.

What is a black guy's favorite game to play with the kids?

Peekaboo.

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Why aren't there any nails in a lesbian's floor?

A. They're all laid with tongue and groove.

What do you call a lesbian spy?

Lesbianage.

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What game do old black people play?

Blingo!

What do people say when you win a game in Egypt?

Game, *Set,* and match.

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Why didn't the clam share his ipod?

He was shellfish.

What did the clam say when a crab attacked him?

Kelp!

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What game do lesbians like to play?

Clash of Clams

What do you call a dinosaur who joins the band The Clash?

A StayGosaurus