What game do lesbians like to play?

Clash of Clams

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I like your belt. Ok, ok. I know it's elementary, but I still love it.

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See you next month.

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A shell phone!

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When two of the most populated countries clash which race will rise?

What game do lesbians like to play?

Clash of Clams