What does the zero say to the eight?

I like your belt. Ok, ok. I know it's elementary, but I still love it.

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What's up, Chad?

he'll be all "Whoa... How'd you know my name, bro "

What are you going to do with your time, now that you're retired?

I'm going to finish my book." "I didn't know you were writing a book." "I'm not, I'm reading one."

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How do you see lesbian relationships?

I said in HD. They didn't like it...

What's the most popular wine at Christmas?

I don't like sprouts!"

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What do black people and dividing by zero have in common?

They don't work.

How many redditors does it take to screw in a new lightbulb?

Zero. Somebody already did it.

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What's yer Rush Limbaugh?

Get back to me immediately and tell me if you love it or just like it.

What's roughly 6 inches long, has a head on it, and women love it so much that they often blow it?

A 20 dollar bill

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Why did the belt get arrested?

Because it held up a pair of pants. I'll show myself out.

Why is your voice gone?

Are you ok Me:*thinks back to me belting out Ariana Grande's "Dangerous Woman"* I'm ok...allergies are bad.