What does the zero say to the eight?

I like your belt. Ok, ok. I know it's elementary, but I still love it.

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How do you know your friend has been at the gym?

Don't worry, he'll tell you.

What's the new baby hippo's name?

Hippopotamus keeper: I don't know he won't tell me.

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

Who reads the news AND makes coffee?

Katie Keurig. (I know the setup might need some work but I just like the punchline I made up.)

What do you call a prehistoric humanoid who likes to take his time?

A meander-thal!

Zero Jokes More Zero Jokes

How many people at a Music Festival does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Zero, its already lit

What did the "O" call the Zero?

Weirdo!

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Who says you can't make someone love you?

I've got a bottle of Scotch, some duct tape and a fresh batch of cupcakes, that beg to differ.

Who does the butcher look forward to seeing after a tough day at work?

His loving knife.

Belt Jokes More Belt Jokes

Why shouldn't you wear a watch on your belt?

It'd be a waste of time.

Why, Bro?

B1: Men with no pants... Fighting for a belt... WTF