What does the zero say to the eight?

I like your belt. Ok, ok. I know it's elementary, but I still love it.

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What did the banana say to the elephant?

Nick: I don't know. Tom: Nothing. Bananas can't talk.

How did you know that the janitors were dating?

They were caught sweeping together.

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Marma'lady

What did you like most about your last job?

ME: *leans in way too close* Leaving it.

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What does Mexican binary code consist of?

Zeros and Juans.

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What does the zero say to the eight?

I like your belt. Ok, ok. I know it's elementary, but I still love it.

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They are cheap.

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What did the number zero say to the number 8?

I like your belt

What did 0 say to 8?

Why's your belt so tight bruh