What does the zero say to the eight?

I like your belt. Ok, ok. I know it's elementary, but I still love it.

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Where is the English Channel?

Student: I don't know, my tv doesn't pick it up

What do you get if you cross a mosquito and a mountain climber?

No one knows. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.

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How does Dracula like to have his food served?

In bite-sized pieces.

Why did the T-Rex's girlfriend leave him?

Because he said he only loved her this much (hold out t-rex like arms) Sorry this one requires a bit of a visual, but I thought you guys might like it

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How do you feel if subjected to temperatures of absolute zero?

0K

What do a zero-legged spider and a one-legged bear have in common?

They both have at least zero legs.

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What is the definition of 'making love'?

Something a woman does while a guy is f***ing her.

Why did the girl walk past her crush twice?

He didn't believe in love at first sight.

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Why is your voice gone?

Are you ok Me:*thinks back to me belting out Ariana Grande's "Dangerous Woman"* I'm ok...allergies are bad.

What did Whitney Houston's coroner say as he unbuckled his belt?

It's not right, but it's OK