Who says you can't make someone love you?

I've got a bottle of Scotch, some duct tape and a fresh batch of cupcakes, that beg to differ.

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What do Pink Floyd fans and NASCAR driver Kyle Larson have in common?

They both love The Wall

What do you call an "Asian" that loves using moisturizer?

Laotian.

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What's the difference between a paycheck and a D**k?

You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck.

Why are you begging for a quarter?

Beggar: I didn't think someone like you would give me a dollar.

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They put a bottle of vodka 100 meters away from them.

Why does pushing my finger against a bottle of Pepsi make me sad?

Because it's soda pressing.

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Who says you can't make someone love you?

I've got a bottle of Scotch, some duct tape and a fresh batch of cupcakes, that beg to differ.

How does a Confederate flag and a rainbow flag differ?

The latter represents people that win.

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When do you use duct tape on a duck?

When he's quacked.

How is Ducktape like the Force?

It has a Dark Side, a Light side and it binds everything the galaxy together. Edit:Duct Tape I know, I was tired

Scotch Jokes More Scotch Jokes

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse, Janice Joplin, Jim Morrison, and a bottle of scotch?

OC) A bottle of scotch can keep beyond 27 years.

Who says you can't make someone love you?

I've got a bottle of Scotch, some duct tape and a fresh batch of cupcakes, that beg to differ.

Cupcake Jokes More Cupcake Jokes

When I have complicated problems I always ask myself, what would my imaginary wife do?

And then I end up buying myself cupcakes, and shoes.

Who says you can't make someone love you?

I've got a bottle of Scotch, some duct tape and a fresh batch of cupcakes, that beg to differ.