Who says you can't make someone love you?

I've got a bottle of Scotch, some duct tape and a fresh batch of cupcakes, that beg to differ.

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Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What did you hear about the tree who was in love?

He pined everyday.

How do we know burgers love young people?

They're pro-teen!

Beg Jokes More Beg Jokes

What's the difference between snow tires and slaves?

Slaves sing when chains are put on them. PS - im going to church today to beg for forgiveness

What's the difference between a paycheck and a D**k?

You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck.

Bottle Jokes More Bottle Jokes

How do you react to the fragrance of a bottle of wine from the year 2000?

Smells like teen spirit.

What do French people do when they don't have bottles of their favourite beverage?

They go to Cannes

Differ Jokes More Differ Jokes

How does a Confederate flag and a rainbow flag differ?

The latter represents people that win.

Who says you can't make someone love you?

I've got a bottle of Scotch, some duct tape and a fresh batch of cupcakes, that beg to differ.

Duct Tape Jokes More Duct Tape Jokes

What's the Best thing about Duct Tape?

It turns Noooo! Noooo! Noooo!......to..... Mmmmm, Mmmmm, Mmmmm.

Why I love duct tape?

It can turn "No, no no!" into "mmph, mmmph, mmmph"

Scotch Jokes More Scotch Jokes

Who says you can't make someone love you?

I've got a bottle of Scotch, some duct tape and a fresh batch of cupcakes, that beg to differ.

Which language does a drunk Scotsman speak?

x-post /r/puns Scotch.

Cupcake Jokes More Cupcake Jokes

When I have complicated problems I always ask myself, what would my imaginary wife do?

And then I end up buying myself cupcakes, and shoes.

When someone says something was made with "love" what exactly does that mean?

Did they jerk one off into the center of my cupcake