Who says you can't make someone love you?

I've got a bottle of Scotch, some duct tape and a fresh batch of cupcakes, that beg to differ.

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What do Pink Floyd fans and NASCAR driver Kyle Larson have in common?

They both love The Wall

Why do demons love apostrophes?

They show possession.

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What did the flower say when she was begged not to tell a secret?

Chrysanthemum's the word.

Who says you can't make someone love you?

I've got a bottle of Scotch, some duct tape and a fresh batch of cupcakes, that beg to differ.

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What's the difference between alcoholism and a lobotomy?

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

What do you have when you got a bag of weed and a bottle of Jack Daniel's?

Jackpot!

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Who says you can't make someone love you?

I've got a bottle of Scotch, some duct tape and a fresh batch of cupcakes, that beg to differ.

How does a woman differ from a computer?

You can actually punch information into a computer.

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Whats the best thing about duct tape?

It turns NO! NO! NO! into MMM MMM MMM

What's the Best thing about Duct Tape?

It turns Noooo! Noooo! Noooo!......to..... Mmmmm, Mmmmm, Mmmmm.

Scotch Jokes More Scotch Jokes

Who says you can't make someone love you?

I've got a bottle of Scotch, some duct tape and a fresh batch of cupcakes, that beg to differ.

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse, Janice Joplin, Jim Morrison, and a bottle of scotch?

OC) A bottle of scotch can keep beyond 27 years.

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Who says you can't make someone love you?

I've got a bottle of Scotch, some duct tape and a fresh batch of cupcakes, that beg to differ.

When someone says something was made with "love" what exactly does that mean?

Did they jerk one off into the center of my cupcake