What's the difference between Amy Winehouse, Janice Joplin, Jim Morrison, and a bottle of scotch?

OC) A bottle of scotch can keep beyond 27 years.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a GOOD and a BAD girl?

What is the difference between a GOOD and a BAD girl? A GOOD girl goes to a party, goes home then goes to bed. A BAD girl goes to a party, goes to bed then goes home.

What is the difference between "ooooooh"and "aaaaaaah"?

About three inches.

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What do you call ten German men standing abreast, walking backward?

OC A receeding Herr line.

Why did the lawyer with a torn ACL still win the marathon?

OC) Because he had the power of a torn knee

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What do you call a bottle of seltzer that lost all its bubbles?

Water...

Why do pills bottles have cotton in them?

So they can remind black people the picked cotton before they sold drugs.

Amy Winehouse Jokes More Amy Winehouse Jokes

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse, Janice Joplin, Jim Morrison, and a bottle of scotch?

OC) A bottle of scotch can keep beyond 27 years.

What did Amy Winehouse have in common with the Ghostbusters?

They both downed spirits.

Jim Morrison Jokes More Jim Morrison Jokes

What do John Belushi, Jim Morrison, John Candy, Jimi, Hendrix, and Janice Joplin have in common?

They all died Jung.

Why did Jim Morrison cross the road?

To break on through to the other side.

Scotch Jokes More Scotch Jokes

Who says you can't make someone love you?

I've got a bottle of Scotch, some duct tape and a fresh batch of cupcakes, that beg to differ.

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse, Janice Joplin, Jim Morrison, and a bottle of scotch?

OC) A bottle of scotch can keep beyond 27 years.

Janice Joplin Jokes More Janice Joplin Jokes

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse, Janice Joplin, Jim Morrison, and a bottle of scotch?

OC) A bottle of scotch can keep beyond 27 years.

What do John Belushi, Jim Morrison, John Candy, Jimi, Hendrix, and Janice Joplin have in common?

They all died Jung.