What's the difference between Amy Winehouse, Janice Joplin, Jim Morrison, and a bottle of scotch?

OC) A bottle of scotch can keep beyond 27 years.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a Transformer robot and a Transgender person?

One is living in a spaceship and one is living a lie.

What's the difference between former House Speakers Hastert and Pelosi?

Pelosi helped little boys. Hastert banged little boys.

Oc Jokes More Oc Jokes

Why was the fruit really upset he had to get married in a big church?

oc Because he cantaloupe.

How did the urologist ruin his Christmas?

OC He looked inside Santa's sack.

Bottle Jokes More Bottle Jokes

What happens when you cross the band "The Knack" and a bottle of Corona?

A song called "My Corona"

How do you react to the fragrance of a bottle of wine from the year 2000?

Smells like teen spirit.

Amy Winehouse Jokes More Amy Winehouse Jokes

How could they tell Amy Winehouse was dead?

No, seriously. How could they tell?

What does Jeremy Clarkson and Amy Winehouse have in common?

They both used to be on top gear.

Jim Morrison Jokes More Jim Morrison Jokes

What do John Belushi, Jim Morrison, John Candy, Jimi, Hendrix, and Janice Joplin have in common?

They all died Jung.

Why did Jim Morrison cross the road?

To break on through to the other side.

Scotch Jokes More Scotch Jokes

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse, Janice Joplin, Jim Morrison, and a bottle of scotch?

OC) A bottle of scotch can keep beyond 27 years.

Which language does a drunk Scotsman speak?

x-post /r/puns Scotch.

Janice Joplin Jokes More Janice Joplin Jokes

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse, Janice Joplin, Jim Morrison, and a bottle of scotch?

OC) A bottle of scotch can keep beyond 27 years.

What do John Belushi, Jim Morrison, John Candy, Jimi, Hendrix, and Janice Joplin have in common?

They all died Jung.