Amy Winehouse Jokes

What does Jeremy Clarkson and Amy Winehouse have in common?

They both used to be on top gear.

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What's the difference between Whitney Houston and Amy Winehouse?

About 204 days.

How could they tell Amy Winehouse was dead?

No, seriously. How could they tell?

What does Jeremy Clarkson have in common with Amy Winehouse?

He can't do 'top gear' anymore!

What did Amy Winehouse have in common with the Ghostbusters?

They both downed spirits.

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse, Janice Joplin, Jim Morrison, and a bottle of scotch?

OC) A bottle of scotch can keep beyond 27 years.

What do Amy Winehouse and Jeremy Clarkson have in common?

They were both on top gear.

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What does Arnold Schwarzenegger say when Christmas is over?

OC (please use your Ahnold voice) Hasta la vista, Baby....Jesus.

Why did the lawyer with a torn ACL still win the marathon?

OC) Because he had the power of a torn knee

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Why do Polish people keep empty bottles in their refrigerator?

For people that don't want anything to drink

What do French people do when they don't have bottles of their favourite beverage?

They go to Cannes

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What's the difference between Amy Winehouse, Janice Joplin, Jim Morrison, and a bottle of scotch?

OC) A bottle of scotch can keep beyond 27 years.

What do John Belushi, Jim Morrison, John Candy, Jimi, Hendrix, and Janice Joplin have in common?

They all died Jung.

Spirit Jokes More Spirit Jokes

Why did the priest smoke weed in the cemetery?

He wanted to keep his spirits high.

What happened when a ghost asked for a brandy at his local pub?

The landlord said "Sorry we don't serve spirits."

Jim Morrison Jokes More Jim Morrison Jokes

Why did Jim Morrison overdose on drugs?

To get to the other side.

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse, Janice Joplin, Jim Morrison, and a bottle of scotch?

OC) A bottle of scotch can keep beyond 27 years.

Gear Jokes More Gear Jokes

What does Jeremy Clarkson and Amy Winehouse have in common?

They both used to be on top gear.

How many gears does a French Tank have?

5. 4 reverse and 1 forward for parades.

Ghostbuster Jokes More Ghostbuster Jokes

Why are ghostbusters afraid of bridges over small rivers?

A. Because they're not supposed to cross the streams

What do you call people so good at their jobs, they retire because they did everything?

The mythbusters and ghostbusters.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

How do you catch a whale?

You wait until last call and use a good pick up line.

How can you tell if a black man has been using your computer?

It won't be there