Amy Winehouse Jokes

What does Jeremy Clarkson and Amy Winehouse have in common?

They both used to be on top gear.

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What's the difference between Whitney Houston and Amy Winehouse?

About 204 days.

How could they tell Amy Winehouse was dead?

No, seriously. How could they tell?

What does Jeremy Clarkson have in common with Amy Winehouse?

He can't do 'top gear' anymore!

What did Amy Winehouse have in common with the Ghostbusters?

They both downed spirits.

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse, Janice Joplin, Jim Morrison, and a bottle of scotch?

OC) A bottle of scotch can keep beyond 27 years.

What do Amy Winehouse and Jeremy Clarkson have in common?

They were both on top gear.

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What do John Belushi, Jim Morrison, John Candy, Jimi, Hendrix, and Janice Joplin have in common?

They all died Jung.

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse, Janice Joplin, Jim Morrison, and a bottle of scotch?

OC) A bottle of scotch can keep beyond 27 years.

Scotch Jokes More Scotch Jokes

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse, Janice Joplin, Jim Morrison, and a bottle of scotch?

OC) A bottle of scotch can keep beyond 27 years.

Who says you can't make someone love you?

I've got a bottle of Scotch, some duct tape and a fresh batch of cupcakes, that beg to differ.

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Why should you attend someone's funeral although you know they won't be attend yours back?

Because they will be at your funeral in spirit

How does a booze thief make you feel better?

He lifts your spirits.

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What's worse than finding Astroglide on your Mom's shopping list?

Finding an empty bottle in the trash.

What did the cork say to the bottle?

If you don't behave yourself, I'll plug you.

Gear Jokes More Gear Jokes

What does Jeremy Clarkson and Amy Winehouse have in common?

They both used to be on top gear.

What's the difference between a steampunk bike and a regular bike?

On a steampunk bike the gears don't do anything.

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What was Jeremy Clarkson on during Top Gear?

SPEEEED!

What does Jeremy Clarkson have in common with Amy Winehouse?

He can't do 'top gear' anymore!

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How do you keep your dog young for longer?

Terrible OC Keep them stored in some quality... pupperware!

What's a redditor who makes pirate jokes' favorite letters?

It could be R and the C, but they definitely aren't OC.

Whitney Houston Jokes More Whitney Houston Jokes

What's Whitney Houston's favourite form of coordination?

HAAAAAND EYEEEEEEE!

What was Whitney Houston's biggest hit?

Her last one