They both used to be on top gear.
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Coffee Mug
About 204 days.
No, seriously. How could they tell?
He can't do 'top gear' anymore!
They both downed spirits.
OC) A bottle of scotch can keep beyond 27 years.
They were both on top gear.
Whitney Houston's Valentines Day Cards
Mine are Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston
A. Because they're not supposed to cross the streams
Because they couldn't cross the streams.
x-post /r/puns Scotch.
I've got a bottle of Scotch, some duct tape and a fresh batch of cupcakes, that beg to differ.
They all died Jung.
Nought two sixty.
A: Because it dampened his spirits.
An eagle. They're so majestic." MEANWHILE Horse: hey eagle, what's your spirit human Eagle: this guy Dave
Terrible OC Keep them stored in some quality... pupperware!
Expectorant(/spoiler)
You can mash potatoes, but you can't pee soup. (sorry sorry. Really. I've loved this joke since I was... oh.. six...)
You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish "What about the glue " I knew you'd get stuck on that.