How many gears does a French battle tank have?

Five. Four in reverse, and one in case the enemy is attacking from the rear.

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French Jokes More French Jokes

What do you call a guy who pretends he can speak French?

A francophony

What do you call a Frenchman in Colorado?

A French Fried

Gear Jokes More Gear Jokes

What do Whitney Houston and Jeremy Clarkson have in common?

They were both on Top Gear.

What was Jeremy Clarkson on during Top Gear?

SPEEEED!

Enemy Jokes More Enemy Jokes

How does Snoop Dogg get revenge?

Faux pho fo' foe. Served cold of course. I also doubt Snoop has many enemies.

How many guns do the US need to combat an enemy?

Two: one to shoot and one to sell him to shoot back.

Attack Jokes More Attack Jokes

What did the scientist who got attacked by sodium chloride say?

That's a salt!

What do you do if you're attacked by a bunch of Carnies?

Go for the Jugular (juggler)!

Case Jokes More Case Jokes

What do I do when my luggage gets tired?

I rest my case.

Why did the golfer wear 2 shirts when he went golfing?

In case he got a hole-in-one!

Reverse Jokes More Reverse Jokes

What do you call a troop of rabbits marching single-file in reverse?

A receding hare line.

What happened to your car?

SON: Transmission is shot. Reverse doesn't work. DAD: Well... SON: Don't- DAD: There's no going back now

Rear Jokes More Rear Jokes

How many gears does a French battle tank have?

Five. Four in reverse, and one in case the enemy is attacking from the rear.

Why did the young Greek boy run away from home?

A: He was not being reared right!