How many gears does a French battle tank have?

Five. Four in reverse, and one in case the enemy is attacking from the rear.

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French Jokes More French Jokes

How did ISIS do on their French exam?

They bombed it...

What did Shawn like most about his trip to Paris?

He said it was lovely to hear the French pheasants singing the Mayonnaise."

Gear Jokes More Gear Jokes

What does Jeremy Clarkson and Amy Winehouse have in common?

They both used to be on top gear.

Why is Joey Tribbiani a presenter on Top Gear?

It makes no sense, he's not a good driver, he and all his friends are always stuck in second gear

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Who joke what do Dr. Who's enemies do when they get dirty?

Dalek themselves clean

What did the burger do when he ate his enemy the hotdog?

he relished it

Attack Jokes More Attack Jokes

What do you do when a bird attacks you?

Duck.

What do you do if you're attacked by a gang of clowns?

Go for the juggler.

Case Jokes More Case Jokes

A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep.

A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn’t.

Why did the golfer wear two pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

Reverse Jokes More Reverse Jokes

What do you do if you're drunk and you run into your ex wife?

Reverse to make sure.

How many gears does a French battle tank have?

Five. Four in reverse, and one in case the enemy is attacking from the rear.

Rear Jokes More Rear Jokes

How many gears does a French battle tank have?

Five. Four in reverse, and one in case the enemy is attacking from the rear.

Why did the young Greek boy run away from home?

A: He was not being reared right!