How many gears does a French battle tank have?

Five. Four in reverse, and one in case the enemy is attacking from the rear.

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French Jokes More French Jokes

What did one French Guy say to another French Guy?

Bonjour, je m'apelle Guy aussi!" ("Hello, I am called Guy as well!")

Why is the Statue of Liberty hollow?

Because she's really French, and the French have no GUTS!

Gear Jokes More Gear Jokes

What do you get when you minus Jeremy Clarkson from Top Gear...?

A smile !

What do Whitney Houston and Jeremy Clarkson have in common?

They were both on Top Gear.

Enemy Jokes More Enemy Jokes

Who joke what do Dr. Who's enemies do when they get dirty?

Dalek themselves clean

What's your enemy called?

Dr Doom. Yours " "Joker" stifles laughter "I HAVE OTHERS" "Ye-" "Penguin" just loses it

Attack Jokes More Attack Jokes

What do you call a Frenchman that's been attacked by a bear?

Claude

What would have happened if asians had committed the attacks of 9/11?

10/11 with rice, thanks for your suggestion

Case Jokes More Case Jokes

What Color Is It?

In case you hadn't noticed, the color of the wind is 'blew.' Water always looks 'wet' to me. Dirt is oviously 'dirty.' Soup seems 'soupy.' If you can't find those Crayons in your box, contact CRAYOLA.

What is the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

In the case of the bmw, the pricks are on the inside.

Reverse Jokes More Reverse Jokes

What's matter in reverse?

Antimatter.

What do you do if you're drunk and you run into your ex wife?

Reverse to make sure.

Rear Jokes More Rear Jokes

What do you call the ghost who is a child-rearing expert?

Dr Spook.

Why did the young Greek boy run away from home?

A: He was not being reared right!