How many gears does a French battle tank have?

Five. Four in reverse, and one in case the enemy is attacking from the rear.

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French Jokes More French Jokes

Why is French body armour so cheap?

They only need it for their back

Why did the french man put a bomb on his kitchen floor?

Because he wanted to see Linoleum Blownapart.

Gear Jokes More Gear Jokes

What do you call an Orangutan, a tortoise and a hamster in cars?

Top Gear,

What do Whitney Houston and Jeremy Clarkson have in common?

They were both on Top Gear.

Enemy Jokes More Enemy Jokes

How many guns do the US need to combat an enemy?

Two: one to shoot and one to sell him to shoot back.

What do the English use to blow up their enemies?

Tea N' Tea.

Attack Jokes More Attack Jokes

Why US didn't attack India, after twin-tower incident, looking for terrorists ?

Because it didn't happen in 7/11

What do you call a hip-hop trio with boosted Attack but hindered Special Attack?

Naughty by Nature

Case Jokes More Case Jokes

What is a detective duck supposed to do?

Quack the case! I'll show myself out.

Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

Reverse Jokes More Reverse Jokes

What did you say?

Me: Judge Did you just reverse my sentence *Stage dives into cheering jury*

How many gears does a French battle tank have?

Five. Four in reverse, and one in case the enemy is attacking from the rear.

Rear Jokes More Rear Jokes

Why did the young Greek boy run away from home?

A: He was not being reared right!

How many gears does a French battle tank have?

Five. Four in reverse, and one in case the enemy is attacking from the rear.