Why did the solar wind start having hot flashes?

It was experiencing magnetopause.

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How do you start an insect race ?

One two flea - go

How do you know when a vampire is sick?

He starts coffin...

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What's you experience with "Friends with benefits"?

The close thing I came to having friends with benefits was .......... convincing my friend to bring food for me daily.

What do you call the underwear of someone experiencing nocturnal emissions?

Dreamcatchers