Why did the solar wind start having hot flashes?

It was experiencing magnetopause.

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How does a musician make a million dollars?

They start with 2 million.

Why wouldn't Pope Pius bless any helicopters when they were first manufactured?

Because whenever one started up, the big blades would go "wop...wop... wop" and the little blades would go "guineaguineaguinea".

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What's you experience with "Friends with benefits"?

The close thing I came to having friends with benefits was .......... convincing my friend to bring food for me daily.

How to get a job without experience ?

Just run for office!