Why did the solar wind start having hot flashes?

It was experiencing magnetopause.

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What starts with e, ends with e, and only contains one letter?

an Envelope EDIT: My deepest Canadian apologies to those who are calling this a riddle. I always took it as a cheesy joke

What would you do if i won the lottery?

Wife: I'd take half and leave. Husband: Well here's $6 and you can start packing anytime now.

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What experience do you have plucking chickens?

Me: See all those hairs on my chin No. Me: Exactly.

Why do volleyball player want to join the armed forces?

For the chance to gain some experience in the service.