What did quantum consciousness say to its son?

Your awareness differentiates to the expansion of experiences and freedom impacts the expression of the phenomena in reality to quantum belonging.

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Son Jokes More Son Jokes

Where is Jennifer's husband?

Jennifer is 21 years older than her son Douglas. 6 years from now, Jennifer will be 5 times as old as Douglas. Question: Where is Jennifer's husband? Solution: J=D+21 J+6=5(D+6) According to my math, Douglas has 3/4 years, which means -9 months. Pregnancy lasts for nine months, so Jennifer's husband is in the bed with her right now. Sauce:

When dad Waits to see you on thanks giving Son:We just Ate Dad:OK so you can be here at 5?

Son:We'll see Son:how does the turkey smell Dad : I guess through its Beak

Phenomenon Jokes More Phenomenon Jokes

What did quantum consciousness say to its son?

Your awareness differentiates to the expansion of experiences and freedom impacts the expression of the phenomena in reality to quantum belonging.

What are the Muppet's views on the paranormal?

It's a phenomena (do doo do doodoo)"

Experience Jokes More Experience Jokes

Why do donuts have holes in the center?

Because the inventor of the donut wanted to give us a whole experience.

How many years of experience do you have?

50 - Really You are 40 years old - I had lots of overtime

Belong Jokes More Belong Jokes

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you?

NA'CHO CHEESE

What do you call jokes that belong to everyone?

r/Jokes

Quantum Jokes More Quantum Jokes

Why do people in tumblr like quantum computing?

Because it's non binary

What did quantum consciousness say to its son?

Your awareness differentiates to the expansion of experiences and freedom impacts the expression of the phenomena in reality to quantum belonging.

Differentiate Jokes More Differentiate Jokes

What do you call an invalidation of someone's argument because they cannot differentiate between their and they're?

ad homonym

Why do differentiating mathematicians prefer Manhattans to Mojitos?

Ryes over rum.

Reality Jokes More Reality Jokes

What did quantum consciousness say to its son?

Your awareness differentiates to the expansion of experiences and freedom impacts the expression of the phenomena in reality to quantum belonging.

What's the most bitter tea in existence?

Reality *cries in the corner*

Expression Jokes More Expression Jokes

What did quantum consciousness say to its son?

Your awareness differentiates to the expansion of experiences and freedom impacts the expression of the phenomena in reality to quantum belonging.

When you put a baby into a blender, why do you put her in legs first ?

A : So that you can see the expression on the face.........

Expansion Jokes More Expansion Jokes

What do you call a hot high school math teacher?

Expansion of minors

What did quantum consciousness say to its son?

Your awareness differentiates to the expansion of experiences and freedom impacts the expression of the phenomena in reality to quantum belonging.