Why did they produce a reality show about midgets?

Because they only wanted a little drama.

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Why did the cultists adopt a dead child?

They wanted to raise the dead.

What did the rich bald man want before he died?

Heairs.

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What do you call a cow which can no longer produce milk?

An udder failure.

What do you call a factory that produces quality goods?

A satisfactory

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

How can a line be both short and long?

It's a long line of midgets!

What's the difference between a midget and a dwarf?

Little.

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What if the Government invented cheese to distract us from reality?

gets arrested*

What kind of tea is hard to swallow?

Reality