Why did they produce a reality show about midgets?

Because they only wanted a little drama.

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What is it that you are both most fearful of?

WIFE: I just...sobbing...don't want the kids to suffer ME: Eels

Why did the bald man cut a hole in his pocket?

He wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

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What do you call a cow that can't produce milk?

Utterly useless

Which is more environment-friendly: Facebook or r/jokes?

Facebook produces too much plastics while r/jokes has 100% recycling rate.

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What do you call a midget in a subway saying, "tick...tick...tick..."?

A metro-gnome

What do you call a midget hanging around a crime scene?

A little suspect

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Why did they produce a reality show about midgets?

Because they only wanted a little drama.

What if the Government invented cheese to distract us from reality?

gets arrested*