What happens when a midget smokes weed?

He gets medium.

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What happens to an air conditioner when you pull its plug?

A: It loses its cool.

What happened to when the coke bottle was ran over by the steam roller?

He was soda pressed.

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What do graphic designers smoke up to get high?

Adobe.

What is Lil Jon's favorite flavor of BBQ?

Mesquite squite squite. ...Forgive me I'm freshly smoked.

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What kind of weed do muslims smoke?

Quranic

What do you call someone who's never smoked weed?

ilLITerate

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What did the police officer say to the midget complaining that someone picked his pocket?

I can't believe someone would stoop so low.

Why do midgets always fight?

Short tempers.