What happens when a midget smokes weed?

He gets medium.

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What do Jimmy Saville's victims and Aston Villa fans have in common?

They're still talking about what happened in 1982.

What would happen if Leafy went to The Filthy Frank show?

Chin-chin would leave.

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What do you call someone who smokes two joints?

Double jointed.

What do you call someone with Down Syndrome who likes to smoke weed ?

A baked potato

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What do you call a gorilla who magically smokes weed?

Hairy Potter.

Why did the priest smoke weed in the cemetery?

He wanted to keep his spirits high.

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What do you call a party organized by a bunch of midgets?

A little get together

Whats the best part about sleeping with a midget?

You're sure to get a little head