What happens when a midget smokes weed?

He gets medium.

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What happened out there?

I dont kn-OMG WHAT IS THAT *interviewer doesnt look* Ugh didnt work on u either

How many republicans does it take to fix a problem?

No one knows. It's never happened.

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What does a 16 year old girl say in West Virginia?

Get off me daddy, you're crushing my smokes

What Do You Call A Group Of Terrorists That Love to Smoke Weed?

HIGH-SIS

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What happens when a midget smokes weed?

He gets medium.

What do you call a dictionary that smokes weed?

High definition

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What's the difference between a midget and black people?

A midget is a small problem. Black people are a huge problem.

What do dwarves and midgets have in common?

Very little