What happens when a midget smokes weed?

He gets medium.

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What happens when a Polak doesn't pay his garbage bill?

A: They stop delivering.

What happened!?

The American responds, "Ei ffel".

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Why did the priest smoke weed in the cemetery?

He wanted to keep his spirits high.

How many Meth-Heads does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to hold the lightbulb and Two to smoke till the room spins!

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Why were George and Lennie sad?

Of mice and men joke) Because they ran out of Weed :D

Why do people who smoke weed take geology?

Because they're STONERS!

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What do you call a party organized by a bunch of midgets?

A little get together

What do you call a midget psychic running from the cops?

A small medium at large!