Whats the best part about sleeping with a midget?

You're sure to get a little head

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What did the Scandinavian say at his Grandmothers funeral?

She was a Swede old lady but now shes Finnish

Whats the difference between a good haircut and a bad haircut?

About 3 weeks.

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How does a lawyer sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other. Credit: Nicholas Sparks from his book 'See Me' which I am reading now.

What do you call a very religious person who sleep walks?

A Roman Catholic.

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What's the best part about gardening?

Getting down and dirty with your hoes.

What's the best part about showering with a 7 year old girl?

You slick their hair back and you've got a 7 year old boy.

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What happens if you cross a midget and a computer?

A: You get a short circut.

When do you kick a midget in the balls?

When he's standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice

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Whats the best part about sleeping with a midget?

You're sure to get a little head

Where's the best place to go if you want a little head?

The 2016 Olympics.