Whats the best part about sleeping with a midget?

You're sure to get a little head

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Whats Irish and stays out all night?

Patty O'Furniture

Whats the difference between a black man and Batman?

Batman can go to a store without robin.

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What's a poor person favorite meal?

Sleep.

What happened when the Orange slept with the skanky Lemon?

He got Lemonaids.

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How do you tell a good monster from a bad one?

If it's a good one you will be able to talk about it later!

What do they have in common ?

Both of them can sniff "the goods" but no one can touch !

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What do you call a midget with a yeast infection?

A quarter pounder with cheese.

What is 34.5?

69 for midgets

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What do Catholic priests and the Zika Virus have in common?

They both give kids a little head.

What's the easiest way to get a little head?

The Zika virus.