Whats the best part about sleeping with a midget?

You're sure to get a little head

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Whats the definition of love true love and showing off?

Spitting swallowing and gargling.

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I don't know, I just fly drones.

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Why were you late ?

Sorry teacher I overslept. You mean you need to sleep at home too !

How can you go without sleep for seven days and not be tired?

Sleep at night

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Free Shots

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Half a Romeo. I'll show myself out.

How did the midget feel when he found out he was retarded?

A little Down.

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What's the easiest way to get a little head?

The Zika virus.

Whats the best part about sleeping with a midget?

You're sure to get a little head