Little Head Jokes

What do Catholic priests and the Zika Virus have in common?

They both give kids a little head.

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What's the easiest way to get a little head?

The Zika virus.

Where's the best place to go if you want a little head?

The 2016 Olympics.

What do the Zika virus and Catholic priests have in common?

They both give kids a little head.

Whats the best part about sleeping with a midget?

You're sure to get a little head

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Zero emissions.

How many Catholic priests does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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