Why is toilet paper no good for wrapping presents?

Cos it's tear-able.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas?

I don't know, he hasn't opened his presents yet.

Who brings all the good little inclined plane girls and boys presents at Christmas?

Slanta Claus.

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What do my jokes have in common with toilet paper?

They're both tearable.

What is a math teacher's favorite kind of toilet paper?

The kind that has multi ply's.

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What's the best part of Christmas for Santa Clause?

He knows where all the naughty girls live #*( )*

What's the best part of an ISIS joke?

The Execution. Hehe...get it? No? Fine I'll be-heading off now.

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Why did the mummy stop using the Internet?

He was getting far too wrapped up in it.

What is Santa's favorite music?

Wrap! (I came up with this when i was 8.)