Why is toilet paper no good for wrapping presents?

Cos it's tear-able.

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How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

Why didn't the child in the secret society get a present for christmas?

He had been illumi-naughty

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What do the U.S.S. Enterprise and Toilet Paper have in common?

They both wipe out Klingons.

What do you get when an alternative metal band runs out of toilet paper?

Rage Upon the Latrine

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What's the best part of a redneck brothel?

The family discount

Why doesn't the Kentucky Fried Chicken use toilet paper?

It's finger licking good.

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How do you confuse a Republican?

Wrap an unarmed black man in the American Flag

How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?

He didn't wrap his Whopper