Why is toilet paper no good for wrapping presents?

Cos it's tear-able.

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How do you know when Santa Claus is nearby ?

You can feel his presents ...

Who's there ! Census ! Census who ?

Census presents for Christmas !

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What does German goalkeeper Manuel Neuer call it when he takes a dump and there is nothing on the toilet paper after wiping?

A clean sheet.

What's the difference between sanctuary and prison?

Toilet paper.

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What's the best part of having Alzheimer's?

You get to meet new people everyday!

What's the best part about abortions?

They never get old

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What is a mummies favorite genre of music?

Wrap

What did one Buddhist Master give to the child for his birthday?

Nothing wrapped in Emptiness. How did the birthday child respond? You are thoughtless for giving me this meaningless gift. To which the Buddhist Master replied, "Thank you."