Why didn't the child in the secret society get a present for christmas?

He had been illumi-naughty

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Why did the kids not receive presents for Christmas?

Because Rudolph intentionally grounded the team...

Who delivers presents to the hood?

Crip Cringle.

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Where were you on Friday?

Me: It was a holiday. Boss: HALLOWEEN IS NOT A PAID HOLIDAY! Me: It is if you go as Christmas. Boss:...

What did the hobo get for Christmas?

Nothing.

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Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 20 years?

Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 20 years? Michael Jackson

Why couldn't the clown make balloon animals for the children?

With inflation raising the cost he couldn't afford it.

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Why didn't the child in the secret society get a present for christmas?

He had been illumi-naughty

What do you call a hip-hop trio with boosted Attack but hindered Special Attack?

Naughty by Nature

Secret Society Jokes More Secret Society Jokes

What secret society do strippers work for?

The Illuminaughty.

Why didn't the child in the secret society get a present for christmas?

He had been illumi-naughty