Why didn't the child in the secret society get a present for christmas?

He had been illumi-naughty

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Present Jokes More Present Jokes

What happened to the girl who put too many deviating data into her box plot?

In the end her spread was so large she had to present it without any whiskers.

What, How is that possible!?

Vader: I felt your presents. Luke: NOOOOOOO

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What did the Scottish epileptic boy get for Christmas?

A Wii fit

What did Pitbull ask for Christmas?

Dolly.

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What did the priest say to the child at the playgrounds?

Its a slippery slope.

What is the third child's name?

Timothy.

Naughty Jokes More Naughty Jokes

Where do naughty rays of light go?

Prism (Note: I made this joke up. Sorry if this little note refracts from the humour.)

Whats red and sits in the corner?

A naughty strawberry

Secret Society Jokes More Secret Society Jokes

What do members of secret societies use when they get a head cold?

An Illumi-neti pot

What secret society do strippers work for?

The Illuminaughty.