Why didn't the child in the secret society get a present for christmas?

He had been illumi-naughty

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Present Jokes More Present Jokes

Why did the kids not receive presents for Christmas?

Because Rudolph intentionally grounded the team...

What did the guy without hands get for christmas?

We don't know, he hasn't opened the present yet

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?

Nothing, he didn't make it that far.

What does a grumpy sheep say at Christmas?

Baaaaaahumbug

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

Who thought blowing out candles on a cake was a good tradition?

Ah yes wax would go well with this cake and you know what else Child spit.

Why why why after all these years?

They say "We were waiting for the children to die."

Naughty Jokes More Naughty Jokes

What is the worst kind of wood to have in your home around your kids?

Naughty pine

Where do naughty rays of light go?

Prism (Note: I made this joke up. Sorry if this little note refracts from the humour.)

Secret Society Jokes More Secret Society Jokes

Why didn't the child in the secret society get a present for christmas?

He had been illumi-naughty

What secret society do strippers work for?

The Illuminaughty.