What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?

Nothing, he didn't make it that far.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Disney Movies ?

Disney Movies still touch kids

How do you get a kid to stay low to the ground?

DUCK!" How do you get a kid up and running "GOOSE!"

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What do homeless people get for Christmas?

Hypothermia.

How does Trent Reznor's mom hang up his Christmas stocking?

With a Nine Inch Nail.