What was the first thing the stowaway to Mars said after he landed?

Just out of Curiosity...

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What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common?

They're married.

Why is it so difficult for people with breast cancer to remember things?

They have bad mammaries.

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How many Syrians does it take to launch a missle?

Two. One to launch it, and one to watch CNN to find out where it landed.

What's the oldest red wine in America?

Give us back our land!"

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Why can't deer get marred?

Because they can't elope

Who says there's no life on Mars?

Why only today they found a Beagle!

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Why was NASA so interested on travelling to Mars?

Because it had their Curiosity.

What's a mouse's best friend?

Curiosity!