What's the difference between a bad golfer, and a bad skydiver?

The golfer goes " Damn!" The skydiver goes "Damn! "

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the Difference between a Wife and an Attic Door?

An attic door can shut up. im going to hell

What's the difference between toilet paper and a knife?

Oh, you don't know I won't ask you to wipe my bum then.

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Where do we go?

Me: Left Axl: Where do we go now Me: Straight. Axl: Oh, where do we go now Me: Damn it, Axl, let me drive!

What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

Dam.

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Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?

In case they get a hole in one!

Why did the golfer take a spare pair of trousers with him?

Incase he got a hole in one!

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What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver?

A bad golfer goes "Damn!" A bad skydiver goes "Damn!"

What's the difference between a bad golfer, and a bad skydiver?

The golfer goes " Damn!" The skydiver goes "Damn! "

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What's the difference between a bad golfer, and a bad skydiver?

The golfer goes " Damn!" The skydiver goes "Damn! "

What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver?

A bad golfer goes "Damn!" A bad skydiver goes "Damn!"

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Why did the skydiver die before reaching the ground?

Because he reached terminal velocity.

What's the difference between a useless golfer and a useless skydiver?

The home golfer goes WHACK! "Oh no!" Whereas with the skydiver it's vice versa