Bad Skydiver Jokes

What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver?

A bad golfer goes "Damn!" A bad skydiver goes "Damn!"

Couple's Daily Question Mug

Couple's Daily Question Mug

Coffee Mug

What's the difference between a bad golfer, and a bad skydiver?

The golfer goes " Damn!" The skydiver goes "Damn! "

You might also enjoy:

Skydiver Jokes More Skydiver Jokes

What does Islamic extremists and skydivers have in common?

they're both Paris shooters

What's the difference between a useless golfer and a useless skydiver?

The home golfer goes WHACK! "Oh no!" Whereas with the skydiver it's vice versa

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What personal space?

My dog

What do you call an asian walking a dog?

A vegetarian.

Skydive Jokes More Skydive Jokes

Why is it bad for blind people to skydive?

It scares the hell out of the dog

What got the apple into skydiving?

Pear pressure.

Golfer Jokes More Golfer Jokes

What are golfers afraid of?

The bogey monster

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Incase he got a hole in one. HEHE one of my favs. Whats your fav joke?

Bad Golfer Jokes More Bad Golfer Jokes

What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad sky diver?

The bad golfer goes ::Whack:: "Damn it!" The bad sky diver goes "Damn it!" ::Whack::

What's the difference between a bad golfer, and a bad skydiver?

The golfer goes " Damn!" The skydiver goes "Damn! "

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between mad cow disease and PMS?

Nothing.

What's the difference between a dwarven packrat and a venereal disease?

One is a runt with a cache.

Blind People Jokes More Blind People Jokes

Why do blacks smell?

So blind people can hate them too.

Why do hippies wear patchouli?

So blind people can hate them, too.

Paranoid Jokes More Paranoid Jokes

How many paranoids does it take to change a lightbulb?

Who wants to know?

What do you call a shape that's always worried?

A paranoid. (Wooo maths jokes)