Bad Skydiver Jokes

What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver?

A bad golfer goes "Damn!" A bad skydiver goes "Damn!"

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What's the difference between a bad golfer, and a bad skydiver?

The golfer goes " Damn!" The skydiver goes "Damn! "

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What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad sky diver?

The bad golfer goes ::Whack:: "Damn it!" The bad sky diver goes "Damn it!" ::Whack::

What's the difference between a bad golfer, and a bad skydiver?

The golfer goes " Damn!" The skydiver goes "Damn! "

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What's black and red, flashes like hell and annoys men?

Live Jasmine

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It had Barkinsons

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Put him in the front.

Skydiver Jokes More Skydiver Jokes

What is the difference between a golfer and skydiver?

A golfer goes "damn" and a skydiver goes "damn" .

What does Islamic extremists and skydivers have in common?

they're both Paris shooters

Golfer Jokes More Golfer Jokes

What's the difference between a bad golfer, and a bad skydiver?

The golfer goes " Damn!" The skydiver goes "Damn! "

How many golfers does it take to change a light bulb?

FORE!

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a priest and his dog?

One wears pants and a collar while the other wears a collar and pants.

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One says, 'Hey! You! Get off of my cloud!' The other says 'Hey! MacLeod! Get off of my ewe.'

Paranoid Jokes More Paranoid Jokes

What do you call a skydiving tonsil who's afraid that something bad might happen?

Paranoid!

How many paranoids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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Blind People Jokes More Blind People Jokes

Why do hippies wear patchouli?

So blind people can hate them, too.

Why did god invent patchouli?

So blind people can hate hippies too.