What happens when you go to the bathroom scared?

A spooky dookie.

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What's happens to gold when it is exposed to the air ?

Pupil : It's stolen !

What's the worst thing that could happen to an r/joke/ subscriber?

faint

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Why did the A go to the bathroom and come out as an E?

Because he had a vowel movement.

Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?

The p is silent.

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What do coffee beans say to scare their friends?

Brew.

Why did a gambler scare everyone out swimming?

He was a card shark!