What happens when you go to the bathroom scared?

A spooky dookie.

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What happens when there are two Islamic terrorist identical brothers and one is way taller than the other?

The Twin Towers.

What would happen if tarantulas were as big as horses ?

If one bit you you could ride it to hospital !

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What does Justin Timberlake say when he goes to the bathroom?

It's Gonna be Pee"

What does a networking robot say when returning from the bathroom?

Sorry, I http"

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Why was the cow scared about going into the slaughter house?

His life was at stake. Badum psh.

Why was the black kid scared when he had diarrhea?

He thought he was melting.