What happens when you go to the bathroom scared?

A spooky dookie.

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What happens when you mix a snowman and a vampire?

Frostbite

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You get a solid-state frizzicist.

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Because he was practicing Handel's Water Music.

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There's never a line for the bathroom.

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How does a woman scare a gynecologist?

By becoming a ventriloquist!

What do anime ghosts say to scare people?

Weeaboo