Why did the music student have a piano in the bathroom?

Because he was practicing Handel's Water Music.

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Bathroom Jokes More Bathroom Jokes

Why did the moron think his girlfriend was into metal?

He found steel wool pads in her bathroom.

What do French people say after they've gone to the bathroom?

Au revoir poo poo

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna fish, and a pot of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna. ... What about the pot of glue I knew you'd get stuck.

Which would you like, a piano or a motorcycle?

Yes." (Yamaha)

Practice Jokes More Practice Jokes

What do Catholics and guitar players have in common?

Neither of them practice.

Why did the boxer sprinkle cocaine on his exercise rope?

He wanted to practice the rope-a-dope.