Why did the music student have a piano in the bathroom?

Because he was practicing Handel's Water Music.

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What do you call it when an Asian composer really needs the bathroom?

Rover Flows Out Of You.

What do you say when a corrupt Soviet takes a bathroom break right before war?

Now you're just Stallin.

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

What do a squirrel and a piano have in common ?

Both can climb trees, except the piano

What do you get if you drop a piano on a team's defence?

A flat back four!

Practice Jokes More Practice Jokes

What type music should you practice before doing something dangerous?

Safety measures.

Why do geologists have children with birth defects?

Because they practice relative dating!