What do you say when a corrupt Soviet takes a bathroom break right before war?

Now you're just Stallin.

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What are you?

Broke.

Why aren't broken bones a problem in India?

Everyone is already in a caste

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How do you convince America to join a war?

Tell them its almost over

What do dyslexic soldiers get after war?

PDTS

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Why did no one believe the Psychologist ever went to the bathroom?

Because the 'P' is silent

What did the choir teacher say to the student who asked to use the bathroom?

Of chorus.

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Why did the Russians use peanuts for torture in the Cold War?

Because in Soviet Russia, Nut Cracks You!

What do you call a Soviet ruler dancing on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz. *ba-dum tsh*

Stallin Jokes More Stallin Jokes

What do you say when a corrupt Soviet takes a bathroom break right before war?

Now you're just Stallin.

Why did the dictator's plane crash?

It was stallin'