The soviet Onion
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Gulag to you too.
Now you're just Stallin.
A soviet seamen
He was always Stalin in his manual!
a soviet
Because there's no Stalin.
M'otherland"
Glasnots.
Linen
Shoot for the Tsars.
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The khrushchev
Too much Stalin'. Yeah it's bad but it made me giggle when I thought of it... :P
One to read, one to write, and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.
A Lenintil...
None! In Soviet Russia, light bulb changes you!
Cuz they got tired of Stalin.
In Soviet Russia, consciousness regulates the cerebral cortex.
They were afraid of Stalin.
They nuke it. OR In Soviet Russia, Turkey fires you!
I think they're just Stalin. If they are, soviet, as long as they're Putin their weapons away.
Because in Soviet Russia, Nut Cracks You!
The Soviet Onion
Because they feared a premature ejectulation
A: A Soviet Symphony Orchestra after a tour of the USA!
Because they don't understand CAPitalism
A Soviet Reunion.
Because back in Soviet day, suit track you.
Soviet Onions.
I don't know but he can conquer poland really fast.
Cuz they were stalin'!
Putin on the Ritz. *ba-dum tsh*
It was stalin
Spent too much time figuring out the Engels, so he didnt get the Marx.... thats what he gets for Stalin
A veloci-rapper. What about Stalin? A Tyrant-a-saurus rex.
One connects to all your devices & accesses your data, and the other is a hardware standard
Because there was a rumor they were harboring free radicals.
A: Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals"
Looks like I'm gonna have to read the trouble shooting section of the manual."
Lenin.
Full Marx
boooooooooooooots
Angela Merkel.
Ventriloquists have to be able to speak with their mouths closed. Politicians speak out of both sides of their mouths simultaneously.
You don't look a gift horse in the mouth.
A better son.
Not that there's anything wrong with that....
