Which country has the most crying people per km?

The Soviet Onion

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What am I gonna do with a river?

Could you cry me a beer

Why are you crying?

me: You just crushed all the Oreo's in my fanny pack

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What country do cows love to visit?

Moo Zealand!

What country has the most internet crimes?

E-gypt

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What do you think about the Russian military intervention in Krimea?

I think they're just Stalin. If they are, soviet, as long as they're Putin their weapons away.

Why are the Soviets Russian?

Because there's no Stalin.

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What do communists put in their soup?

Soviet Onions.

Which country has the most crying people per km?

The Soviet Onion