Which country has the most crying people per km?

The Soviet Onion

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What's red, 6 inches long and makes my gf cry when i feed it to her?

Her miscarriage.

What do you say to your sister when she's crying?

Are you having a crisis?

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Who's Becky, Stan?

She's just a country!

What country do I live?

Iran

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What do communists put in their soup?

Soviet Onions.

What do you think about the Russian military intervention in Krimea?

I think they're just Stalin. If they are, soviet, as long as they're Putin their weapons away.

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Which country has the most crying people per km?

The Soviet Onion

What do communists put in their soup?

Soviet Onions.