Which country has the most crying people per km?

The Soviet Onion

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Why did you leave us so early?

He is asked why are you so crying Do you cry about your close relative -No, I am crying about the first husband of my wife.

What's the difference between an onion and a woman?

I cry when I cut open an onion

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What country do I live?

Iran

Why is USA so gloomy?

Because only two parties exist for the whole country

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What is the definition of a Soviet String Quartet?

A: A Soviet Symphony Orchestra after a tour of the USA!

Why did the Soviets implement 5 year plans instead of 4 year plans?

Cuz they were stalin'!

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Which country has the most crying people per km?

The Soviet Onion

Which is the most communist vegetable?

The soviet Onion