What do a three paragraph term paper and a 5'2" Mexican have in common?

They're both short essays.

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What do you get when you cross a pyrotechnician and Mexican food?

Explosive Diarrhea

Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo?

They wanted 4 clean walls to spray paint.

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What do a three paragraph term paper and a 5'2" Mexican have in common?

They're both short essays.

What is it called when a bunch of people, all under 5'2", go to a raging party?

High wasted shorts!

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What do a three paragraph term paper and a 5'2" Mexican have in common?

They're both short essays.

Why did the criminal get released from prison after he wrote a short essay?

He had served his sentence.