What do u call a mexican in the back of a cop car?

Pork and beans

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What do you call a little Mexican child?

A paragraph, because he's too short to be an essay.

What do you call a group of Mexicans smoking weed?

Baked beans

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Human Beans.

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Kermit the frogs finger.

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Why are black man's palms white?

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What do u call a mexican in the back of a cop car?

Pork and beans