What do u call a mexican in the back of a cop car?

Pork and beans

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Why are there so few Mexican athletes in the Olympics?

Because most of them who can run, jump or swim are already in the United States.

What's the most important part of making a Mexican joke ?

Making sure that no Juan hears you.

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The beans are always under-ground.

Why don't mexicans have barbeques?

the beans keep slipping through the grill.

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What is Green...and Smells Like Pork? Kermit the Frog's Finger!!

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tickle its balls.

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Why are black man's palms white?

Because they are always leaning against cop cars.

What do u call a mexican in the back of a cop car?

Pork and beans