Why does the hipster make crappy coffee?

The beans are always under-ground.

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Hipster Jokes More Hipster Jokes

Why is steam such a hipster?

Because it was water before it was cool.

What did the hipster say the day after thanksgiving?

I liked the leftovers before they were cool.

Bean Jokes More Bean Jokes

What's the difference between garbanzo beans an chickpeas?

I don't have to play $50 for a garbanzo bean in my face.

What did the cannibal have for lunch?

Baked beings (beans).

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

Why do dogs bury bones in the ground ?

Because you can't bury them in trees !

What did the three holes in the ground say?

Well, well, well My grandpa's favorite joke. Took me five years to get it.