Why does the hipster make crappy coffee?

The beans are always under-ground.

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How did the hipster break his neck?

He jump off the diving board before it was pool.

Why do hipsters prefer to drink their PBR warm?

So that they can say they liked it before it was cool.

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Why Mr.BEAN Bought A Brown Cow?

2 Get Chocolate Milk!!

What do you call a bean that's good at silent acting?

A pintomime.

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Why does the hipster make crappy coffee?

The beans are always under-ground.

How do you get a kid to stay low to the ground?

DUCK!" How do you get a kid up and running "GOOSE!"