Why do hipsters prefer to drink their PBR warm?

So that they can say they liked it before it was cool.

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Why do hipsters drink coffee so quickly?

They want to finish before it's cool.

What do you call a bartender giving two dolphins a drink?

Serving dual porpoises!

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How does Dracula like to have his food served?

In bite-sized pieces.

Where do cows like to ride on trains?

In the cow-boose.

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Why doesn't Sean Connery have any grown up children?

He prefers them shaken, not stirred.

Why do pirates prefer black women?

They love booty.

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How do you get a hipster to take a shower?

Give them a leaky showerhead. You know, so they can avoid the main stream.

Why did the hipster... Why did the hipster burn his mouth on the hot coffee?

Because he drank it before it was cool.

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Why do hipsters prefer to drink their PBR warm?

So that they can say they liked it before it was cool.

What's Michigan's favorite beer?

PbR