Why do hipsters prefer to drink their PBR warm?

So that they can say they liked it before it was cool.

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How many students does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the light bulb and one to drink until the room spins.

What do you need to drink out of a fruit?

a STRAWberry. ...I'll go...

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Why didn't the tree like to play checkers?

Because it was a chesnut tree.

What is long and likes to pry in a hole?

A key.

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What's an owl's favorite rock band?

Owls personally prefer the track list of Rock Band 2. Just a solid game.

Why do waiters prefer elephants to flies?

Have you ever heard anyone complaining of a elephant in their soup .

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Why do hipsters drink coffee so quickly?

They want to finish before it's cool.

What s the weight of a hipster?

One Insta-gramm

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Why do hipsters prefer to drink their PBR warm?

So that they can say they liked it before it was cool.

What's Michigan's favorite beer?

PbR