What's Alex's (from 'A Clockwork Orange') preferred type of light?

Ultraviolent

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What's Alex's (from 'A Clockwork Orange') preferred type of light?

Ultraviolent

What is your preferred type of birth control?

Well, its not preferred, but I practice abstinence."