What's Alex's (from 'A Clockwork Orange') preferred type of light?

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Why does a Belgian take a stone and a flashlight to bed?

The stone to throw the lights out, the flashlight to check if the lights are really out

How many Biebers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. There are no light bulbs in the closet. Another one: Why is Justin Bieber so pale? Because there's no light inside the closet

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How do tennis players prefer their steak?

Wimbledon and nicely served.

How does ISIL prefer their eggs?

Sunni side up at first. But they always end up scrambled.

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What is buoyancy?

Alex: I'm sorry. The answer we were looking for is, Whatever.

Who's there ! Alex ! Alex who ?

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What is your preferred type of birth control?

Well, its not preferred, but I practice abstinence."

What's Alex's (from 'A Clockwork Orange') preferred type of light?

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