Why does England always get attacked in the summer?

Because the Knights are shorter then.

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Knight Jokes More Knight Jokes

Why do they call it the Dark Ages?

Because of all the "knights"

What happened when Mr. Loin got knighted?

He became Sir Loin

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How many gears does a French battle tank have?

Five. Four in reverse, and one in case the enemy is attacking from the rear.

What do you do if a gang of clowns attack you?

Go for the juggler.

Summer Jokes More Summer Jokes

Why did the hipster where a toque in the summer?

So he could say he wore it before it was cool.

What are the hottest days during summer?

Sun-days

England Jokes More England Jokes

Where's England, Jon?

He proudly answers: - Page 83.

Why did the Siamese Twins travel to England?

So the other one could drive