Why does England always get attacked in the summer?

Because the Knights are shorter then.

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Where does monty python buy his water?

From the knights Da-sa(y)-NI! This joke is best delivered verbally.

How do you call a robber in a suit of armor?

A thief in the knight

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Why doesn't ISIS attack Israel?

Same reason children don't attack their parents...

What do you do if attacked by a clan of clowns?

Go for the juggler

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Why did the German boy go to Summer camp?

I don't know he did notsay!

What do you call a snowman in the summer?

A puddle"

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What book does the Queen of England read to get herself into a raunchy mood?

50 Shades of Earl Grey

What did the Mexican detective say in England?

I'm like Sherlock, holmes.