Why does England always get attacked in the summer?

Because the Knights are shorter then.

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Knight Jokes More Knight Jokes

What happened when Mr. Loin got knighted?

He became Sir Loin

What do you call a mummy on a horse?

A knight in Charmin armor.

Attack Jokes More Attack Jokes

How do you stop clowns from attacking you?

Go for the juggler

What do you do when attacked by a group if clowns?

Go for the juggler.

Summer Jokes More Summer Jokes

How did Jesus get his beach bod for the summer?

Cross fit

What do you call a 3 legged cow named Summer in the winter?

Summer...Her name's summer.

England Jokes More England Jokes

How do you get two whales in a car?

Start in England and drive West.

What's next to England?

A question mark.