Why does England always get attacked in the summer?

Because the Knights are shorter then.

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Knight Jokes More Knight Jokes

What do you call a gathering of Arthur's Knights?

A Sir conference.

What does a Knight do at night?

Nighty Night

Attack Jokes More Attack Jokes

What did the clam say when a crab attacked him?

Kelp!

What is it called when a ship attacks their own navy?

Edit: Whoops wrong sub.

Summer Jokes More Summer Jokes

Why does Mexico always underperform in the summer olympics?

Because everyone that can run, swim or jump is in USA.

What was the almond tree doing all damn summer long?

Nuttin'

England Jokes More England Jokes

Why is England the wettest country?

Monarchies have reigned there for centuries.

What did the Mexican detective say in England?

I'm like Sherlock, holmes.