Why does England always get attacked in the summer?

Because the Knights are shorter then.

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Knight Jokes More Knight Jokes

What do you call a Knight that cuts beef?

Sir Loin.

Why were the early days of history called the Dark Ages?

There were many knights.

Attack Jokes More Attack Jokes

What happens when Bosnian terrorists start attacking municipal government buildings?

It Herzegovina

How did the obscene telephone caller get attacked by the Gorilla?

He made a mistake and dialled a preyer!

Summer Jokes More Summer Jokes

How does a detective stay cool in hot summer?

He works on a cold case.

Why is a dog so warm in Summer?

He wears a coat and pants.

England Jokes More England Jokes

What's the difference between a tea bag and England?

A tea bag stays longer in a cup.

What's the difference between England and Oscar Pistorius?

England gets off scott-free.