What's the difference between England and Oscar Pistorius?

England gets off scott-free.

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What's the difference between Whitney houston and my car?

My car can make it to 50.

Whats the difference between the FAA and a jet engine?

The engine stops whining after the plane lands.

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What's the different between England and a tea bag?

A tea bag last longer in the cup

What do you call the prince of england's donger?

The buckingham phallus.

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What did Oscar Pistorius say when his cellmate asked him how he ended up in prison?

I'm stumped."

What would be the perfect theme song to Oscar Pistorius kicking trying to kick down a bathroom door?

Good Vibrations