What's the difference between England and Oscar Pistorius?

England gets off scott-free.

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What's the difference between a burlap sack and my nutsack?

The babies in my nutsack are still living.

What's the difference between a retard and a baby?

The baby has a soul.

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What's the difference between a tea bag and England?

A tea bag stays longer in a cup.

Why is the time in the USA behind that of England ?

Because England was discovered before the USA !

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What would be the perfect theme song to Oscar Pistorius kicking trying to kick down a bathroom door?

Good Vibrations

Why did Oscar Pistorius lose his court case?

He hadn't got a leg to stand on.