Good Vibrations
You might try and knock some mud off on the sidewalk before you step on the doormat.
A: A blonde tried to shoot herself!
Kicked out of the petting zoo.
First, you cut a hole in the ice, then you sprinkle some pees around the hole. When the polar bear goes to take a pee, you kick him in the ice hole!
England gets off scott-free.
Every time your girlfriend goes to the bathroom, take two shots
Because he was picking up good vibrations.
