What would be the perfect theme song to Oscar Pistorius kicking trying to kick down a bathroom door?

Good Vibrations

What do you call a pilot who tries to tell a joke but gets distracted and crashes his plane into a building?

A comickaze

What do you call a TV reality show where a 50 year old white man is trying to get laid?

To catch a predator. Why do white girls walk around in groups of 3 and 5? Because they can't even! Why do white people have so many pets? Because owning people is not legal anymore Would love to hear more white people-specific jokes :) They seem to be really rare.

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How do you drown a polar bear?

Cut a hole in the ice. Put a line of peas around the hole. When the polar bear takes a pea, kick him in the ice hole.

Why did the wine critic get kicked off the nudist beach?

Because he was walking around with a semillon (semi-on)

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How do you play the Oscar Pistorius drinking game?

Every time your girlfriend goes to the bathroom, take two shots