What do Child predators use to get dry skin off of their feet?

A Pedofile

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What kind of tape do kidnappers use?

abDUCT tape

What has 2 legs but doesn't use them?

A man named Bob running down a train track (only Asians will understand)

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What does a pirate call three feet?

A YAAAARRRRGGGG!! Oh look a door.

What do you call five tomatoes?

A tom-a-FOOT! In Europe, they call it a tom-a-METER.

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What do Child predators use to get dry skin off of their feet?

A Pedofile

What's the number one cause of dry skin?

Towels.

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What do Child predators use to get dry skin off of their feet?

A Pedofile

Why was the lion cub sent to jail?

It was a child predator.