What do you call five tomatoes?

A tom-a-FOOT! In Europe, they call it a tom-a-METER.

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Tom Jokes More Tom Jokes

What do you call a peeping Tom cat?

A Purrr-vert.

What is Tom's favorite kind of joyride?

A cruise

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

When does a bed grow longer?

A: At night, because two feet are added to it.

Why do you fight using only your feet?

Oh, y'know. For kicks.

Tomatoe Jokes More Tomatoe Jokes

Why did a pair of tomatoes play footsie?

To-mate-toes!

What's red and not there?

No tomatoes.

Europe Jokes More Europe Jokes

Why isn't there many Mexicans in Europe?

BeCause it's to cold, long a swim

What do you call a Zen master from eastern Europe who's been bugging you all day?

A Buddha Pest.

Meter Jokes More Meter Jokes

What's the purpose of Barry Chuckle's job at British Gas?

To meter you.

What do you call five tomatoes?

A tom-a-FOOT! In Europe, they call it a tom-a-METER.