What do you call five tomatoes?

A tom-a-FOOT! In Europe, they call it a tom-a-METER.

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He took a forrest dump.

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A Purrr-vert.

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Nails in their hands and feet

What does natalia portman have on the ends of her feet?

her natalie

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What's red and not there?

No tomatoes.

What's red and invisible at the same time?

No tomatoes.

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What does the new socialist leader of France mean for the country, Europe, and the world?

Nationalized wine.. Sounds like the right wing will have some whine too.

What's the thing in common between your girlfriend starting the pill and the muisic group Europe?

It's the final condom... Ta da da da...

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How long is a meter in Spain?

A Spanard

What do you call five tomatoes?

A tom-a-FOOT! In Europe, they call it a tom-a-METER.