What do you call five tomatoes?

A tom-a-FOOT! In Europe, they call it a tom-a-METER.

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What did Tom hanks do in the woods?

He took a forrest dump.

What's a bear's favorite fruit?

Tom ( ). Explanation: Bears are made up of atoms. Plug:

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What do you call it when Darth Vader moves one foot?

The Imperial March

When one points and asks his friend, "Is that statue a foot?

To which his friend replies, "No, it's about four and a half feet."

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Who ate those tomatoes?

Tom ate those.

What do you need to make a crystal salad?

Onions, tomatoes, and a whole bunch of lattice

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What do you call five tomatoes?

A tom-a-FOOT! In Europe, they call it a tom-a-METER.

Why do so many American tourists end up in eastern Europe?

They get Hungary so they go for Turkey.

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What do you call five tomatoes?

A tom-a-FOOT! In Europe, they call it a tom-a-METER.

How long is a meter in Spain?

A Spanard