What do you call five tomatoes?

A tom-a-FOOT! In Europe, they call it a tom-a-METER.

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Tom Jokes More Tom Jokes

Why was little Jimmy fishing in the well?

Because Tom had previously drowned in the well and everyone said "Tom is sleeping with the fishes."

Who ate those tomatoes?

Tom ate those.

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What fetish does winners hate the most?

The feet

What are the two things?

Girl: Your feet.

Tomatoe Jokes More Tomatoe Jokes

What do you need to make a crystal salad?

Onions, tomatoes, and a whole bunch of lattice

What do you call five tomatoes?

A tom-a-FOOT! In Europe, they call it a tom-a-METER.

Europe Jokes More Europe Jokes

What did NATO say to the EU at the World Organization baseball game?

Europe!

What does a colonial space marine and Europe have in common?

They are both xenophobic!

Meter Jokes More Meter Jokes

What's the purpose of Barry Chuckle's job at British Gas?

To meter you.

How long is a meter in Spain?

A Spanard