What do you call five tomatoes?

A tom-a-FOOT! In Europe, they call it a tom-a-METER.

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What to you call an Eskimo peeping Tom?

Tommy Tookalook

What do you call an Eskimo peeping tom?

Tukaluk

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What did one cell say to his sister cell that stepped on his foot?

Mitosis.

Why is it good to know someone who kicks ducks in the face?

Because they're always footing the bill.

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What's red and invisible?

No tomatoes.

What's red and invisible at the same time?

No tomatoes.

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What do you call a Zen master from eastern Europe who's been bugging you all day?

A Buddha Pest.

How many Frenchmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one to hold it in place while the rest of Europe runs circles around it.

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What do you call five tomatoes?

A tom-a-FOOT! In Europe, they call it a tom-a-METER.

What's the purpose of Barry Chuckle's job at British Gas?

To meter you.