What do you call five tomatoes?

A tom-a-FOOT! In Europe, they call it a tom-a-METER.

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What did Tom hanks do in the woods?

He took a forrest dump.

What's a bear's favorite fruit?

Tom ( ). Explanation: Bears are made up of atoms. Plug:

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Why don't bears wear socks?

They have bear feet

How do you measure a snake?

In inches. Snakes don't have any feet.

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What do you need to make a crystal salad?

Onions, tomatoes, and a whole bunch of lattice

Why did a pair of tomatoes play footsie?

To-mate-toes!

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Why do Marlboro cigarettes have white filters in America, but yellow filters in Europe?

So Keith Richards can tell which continent he's in.

How much free space does Europe have ?

1 GB.

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How long is a meter in Spain?

A Spanard

What do you call five tomatoes?

A tom-a-FOOT! In Europe, they call it a tom-a-METER.