What do you call five tomatoes?

A tom-a-FOOT! In Europe, they call it a tom-a-METER.

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What do you call five tomatoes?

A tom-a-FOOT! In Europe, they call it a tom-a-METER.

How long is a meter in Spain?

A Spanard