How long is a meter in Spain?

A Spanard

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How long is a meter in Spain?

A Spanard

What do you call five tomatoes?

A tom-a-FOOT! In Europe, they call it a tom-a-METER.

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What do you call an elderly person from Spain?

Senor citizen.

How many Kings of Spain does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Juan