How does gravity greet itself?

It just waves

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What do you do with percussionists that lose one of their drumsticks?

A: Stick them up front of the group and tell them to wave their arms!

How do you get someone with downs syndrome out of a tree?

Wave at them.

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Why is gravity so weak?

Because it doesn't lift

What do you call an evil physicist?

Sinner of Gravity

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How do German bread greet each other?

Gluten tag!

How do skeletons greet each other?

Bon'nichiwa