How does gravity greet itself?

It just waves

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What's the different between a wife and a smoke detector?

One, you can turn off without even trying. The other, you spend all day waving a dish cloth at.

What do you do if the Ocean stares at you?

Sea it and Wave :3

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Why is gravity so weak?

Because it doesn't lift

Why did the student fail his physics test?

He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.

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How do genetically engineered car salesmen from Boston greet their customers?

Hey, gattaca? GATTACA?

What sort of aircraft does the Asian pilot who loves to greet people fly?

A herrocopter