How does gravity greet itself?

It just waves

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What did the 2 oceans say to each other?

Nothing. They just waved.

How do you get a one armed man out of a tree?

You wave.

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What did the doctor say to the man who walked off the roof of his house?

I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation.

What did the black hole say to the pulsar?

I don't think you understand the gravity of your situation

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How do epileptics greet people?

They shake.

How do Hawaiian Muslims greet each other?

Aloha Akbar!"