How does gravity greet itself?

It just waves

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What did the Ocean say to the Beach?

Nothing, it just waved... Prolly my favorite joke of all time, maybe ever.

How do you get someone with downs syndrome out of a tree?

Wave at them.

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How does gravity greet itself?

It just waves

What did the black hole say to the pulsar?

I don't think you understand the gravity of your situation

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How do nudists greet each other?

With a bare hug.

How does a frog greet a rabbit during the holiday season?

Hoppy holidays, and have a hoppin New Hare! Happy holidays everyone.