How does gravity greet itself?

It just waves

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Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

What do you do with percussionists that lose one of their drumsticks?

A: Stick them up front of the group and tell them to wave their arms!

What did the giant wave say to the man?

Nothing he just waved. Sea what I did there? Sorry sometimes I get a bit carried away, it like a tsunami of puns. Water these puns! they're horrible, I'll stop now.

Gravity Jokes More Gravity Jokes

Why didn't the approaching black hole concern the astronaut?

He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.

Why wasn't the man considered attractive?

The laws of gravity didn't apply to him.

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What did the Catholic Mexican say to greet the Greek God of Thunder?

hey zeus!"

How do French poodles greet each other?

A: Bone-jour.