How do epileptics greet people?

They shake.

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Why do people ask "what the hell were you thinking"?

Obviously, I was thinking I was gonna get away with it and not have to explain it

What brand should suicidal people clearly avoid?

Nike. Their motto says just "Just do it".

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What's wet and wiggly and says how do you do sixteen times?

Two octopuses shaking hands.

What shakes at the bottom of the ocean?

A nervous wreck.

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How do two lawyers greet each other?

With a firm handshake.

How do Hawaiian Muslims greet each other?

Aloha Akbar!"

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What do you call a bowl full of leaves and epileptics?

Seizure Salad.

How do epileptics greet people?

They shake.