How do epileptics greet people?

They shake.

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What did you like best about your last job?

Sometimes, people had birthdays and there was free cake."

How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."

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What shakes and sits at the bottom of the ocean?

A nervous wreck.

Who's there ! Amahl ! Amahl who ?

Amahl shook up !

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How do you greet people at a funeral?

Mourning, everybody!

How do you greet an overweight Micronesian when you're trying to sound cool?

Microsoft Word.

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What do you call an epileptic in the garden?

Seizure salad

What do you call an epileptic in a deck chair?

A transformer.