How do epileptics greet people?

They shake.

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What brand should suicidal people clearly avoid?

Nike. Their motto says just "Just do it".

What language do farsighted people speak?

Farsi.

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What lies on the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A nervous wreck! I first heard this at xmas 1952 (64 years ago) and it still makes me smile.

Why is James Bond's favourite bartender played by Michael J Fox?

He doesn't need to tell him to shake the martini.

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Who you must not greet on a plane?

HI Jack!

What did the German baker say to greet his customers?

Gluten tag!

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What do you call an epileptic in a deck chair?

A transformer.

What Do You Call an Epileptic in a Pile of Leaves?

Russell