What do your mom and a camel have in common?

They both spit.

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Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What's the difference between a BJ and reddit gold?

Your mom never gave me reddit gold.

Why do people congratulate you when Mom is the one making the baby?

Me: I helped 5: How Me: 5: Me: I read her the instructions

Spit Jokes More Spit Jokes

What's the difference between your mom and an alpaca?

One's a hairy beast that spits and the other's native to South America.

Why is it better to be ashy?

cause it just means you spit more fire

Camel Jokes More Camel Jokes

What do you call a camel without humps?

Humphrey.

Why are camels referred to as "the ships of the desert" ?

They are full of Iranian seman