What do your mom and a camel have in common?

They both spit.

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What do you call your mom who used to be your dad?

A transparent ( )

What did the mom say when she found out her son was going to be a evil spy?

Abort mission!

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Whats the difference between love, ture love, and showing off?

spit, sallow, and gargle.

Why did the aligator spit out his lunch?

Because it was two years old

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What do you call a camel without humps?

Humphrey.

What do you call a camel with 3 humps?

Humphrey. (I was told this joke by an actual dad, it was his response to one of my jokes)