What do your mom and a camel have in common?

They both spit.

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Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

How do you make a horomone?

You don't pay her. (My mom is sick. Hilarious. But sick. )

What do you call it when Usain Bolt is standing next to your mom?

A runner in scoring position.

Spit Jokes More Spit Jokes

What's the difference between a school teacher and a train?

A school teacher tells you to spit out your gum, a train says choo choo.

Why did the Egyptian spit out his water?

Because it came from the Suez.

Camel Jokes More Camel Jokes

What do you call a camel without humps?

Humphrey.

What's the spaciest kind of camel?

Andromedary