What do your mom and a camel have in common?

They both spit.

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Who pushed the neonate out an endometrium?

Your mom.

What do your mom and Jesus have in common?

They both got nailed

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What is the difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher says, "Spit out your gum," but a train says, "Chew chew!"

What do you call it when a feminist yells so much she spits on your face?

A femijizm

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What do missiles, camels, and common fetishes have in common?

What " " -Toes." "Out. Just get out."

What's the spaciest kind of camel?

Andromedary