What do your mom and a camel have in common?

They both spit.

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What do you call people who use the pull-out method?

Mom and Dad.

What's wrong with little Timmy?

Mom, sad): He went to Jared.

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Why did the Egyptian spit out his water?

Because it came from the Suez.

Whats the difference between love, ture love, and showing off?

spit, sallow, and gargle.

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What's the difference between a camel and a Russian?

A camel can walk for 30 days without drinking but a Russian can drink for 30 days without walking.

What do you get if you tie two camels together by the tails?

A palindromedary.