What's wrong with little Timmy?

Mom, sad): He went to Jared.

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When my girlfriend asks "mom, what are you doing!?

I reply "Taxes."

What's your Mom's name?

Kid: Mom's last name must be "Darling" because that's what Daddy calls her every time.... Teacher: That's so sweet. What's her first name then? Kid: I think it's "Sorry"....

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Why did the bus driver drop his coffee?

Because he hit a bump in the road. What was the bump in the road? Little Timmy.

What's wrong with little Timmy?

Mom, sad): He went to Jared.

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Why did Timmy fall off the swings?

Didn't have any hands.. (the real punch line) Knock knock.. Who's there Not Timmy..

How did Timmy dodge the oncoming car?

He didn't

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What's wrong with little Timmy?

Mom, sad): He went to Jared.

What do Santa and Jared from Subway have in common?

They both leave kids rooms with an empty sack