What's wrong with little Timmy?

Mom, sad): He went to Jared.

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Why did the guy that owned a chocolate building bang his mom?

Because he had an edible complex.

What is harder said than done?

Your mom

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Where did little Timmy go during the bombing?

Everywhere

Why did the bus driver drop his coffee?

Because he hit a bump in the road. What was the bump in the road? Little Timmy.

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Where did little Timmy go during the bombing?

Everywhere

What did Timmy get for Christmas?

Cancer

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What's the difference between Jared from Subway's gut and his junk?

He prefers his gut when it's down 45 pounds, and his junk when it's up 45 pounds.

What's Jared's favorite side dish?

Megan slaw