What's wrong with little Timmy?

Mom, sad): He went to Jared.

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How did your mom know you hadn't washed your face?

I forgot to wet the soap.

How fast can Klingon's run?

About Warf speed. My mom made this joke up last night at a bbq party. She likes to think she is funnier on holidays. Thanks, Mom.

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Where did little Timmy go during the bombing?

Everywhere

Why does little Timmy keep throwing up gang signs?

Because he ate too much of them.

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Where did little Timmy go during the bombing?

Everywhere

Why did Timmy fall off his bike?

Because Bill threw a mattress at him.

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What will they ask Jared of Subway in the prison shower?

Do you want a 6 or a 12 inch one?' I heard this joke on Bill Burr's podcast.

Why did the fianc say "Yes!" and why did the little boy say "No!"?

He went to Jared.