Why did the guy that owned a chocolate building bang his mom?

Because he had an edible complex.

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How long have you had this problem?

the doctor asked. "Lest's see" said the patient "Mom had the litter in '41

What do you call a snake that always hangs around its mom?

A momma's boa.

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What happened to the guy who farted in church?

He sat in his own pew.

Why couldn't the guy with insomnia have an affair with anyone's wife?

Because he couldn't sleep with anyone.

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What did Marily Monroe and Lee Harvey Oswald have in common?

They both banged JFK

What goes clop clop clop - BANG! BANG! BANG! - clop clop clop?

An Amish drive-by shooting