Why did the guy that owned a chocolate building bang his mom?

Because he had an edible complex.

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What's the difference between your mom and a drug dealer?

Your mom can wash her crack and re-sell it.

Why can't Caitlyn Jenner's kids ever find their mom?

Because she is Trans-parent! (Not hate. Just a pun I thought of.)

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What is the best Vitamin for friendship?

B1. Because no one wants to be friends with a guy in a metabolic coma due to a thiamine deficiency.

When a coworker tells everyone he proposed, I'm the guy that asks, "So, what did she say?

I'm funny that way.

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How do you know when the drummer has shown up for band practice?

He won't stop banging at the door.

What does a redneck do after she bangs her second cousin?

She quits counting.