Why did the guy that owned a chocolate building bang his mom?

Because he had an edible complex.

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Whatcha making?

Mom: Dill bread. Me: So, do you have yeast on your dill dough Mom: Get out.

What's big, thick, hairy, and makes babies?

Your mom.

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What was the last thing the snowboarder ever said?

Hey guys, watch this!"

What do you call a guy who likes to lose?

Ewan

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What about a Walking Dead situation where she's a zombie?

Then I can bang other chicks "

What does a screen door and a blonde have in common?

A: The more you bang it the looser it gets.