Why did the guy that owned a chocolate building bang his mom?

Because he had an edible complex.

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How did your mom know you hadn't washed your face?

I forgot to wet the soap.

What do you call people who use the pull-out method?

Mom and Dad.

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What has two thumbs and doesn't understand jokes that require a visual component?

This guy!

What did the guy with a neckbeard say when he had to mail something twice?

REPOST!"

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Why don't you ask Joseph, the carpenter?

God: Uh huge grin cos I'm banging his wife raises hand up top

What do women and fly wire have in common?

The more you bang them, the looser they get.