Why did the guy that owned a chocolate building bang his mom?

Because he had an edible complex.

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What did the mexican boy say to his mom after he mopped the floors and found his brother?

I've cleaned up and found Jesus.

What do you call a kid who's dad is Jamaican and mom is Chinese?

Rastafriedrice

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What do you call a guy who falls into a Yellowstone hot spring?

Stew.

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

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What about a Walking Dead situation where she's a zombie?

Then I can bang other chicks "

What's the best thing about banging 28 year olds?

There's 20 of them. don't get triggered, just a joke! Paedophilia is not funny