When a coworker tells everyone he proposed, I'm the guy that asks, "So, what did she say?

I'm funny that way.

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What's the new baby hippo's name?

Hippopotamus keeper: I don't know he won't tell me.

How can you tell when a Chicago Fireman is dead?

A. The remote control slips from his hand.

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Why was my boss surprised to see me screwing with the IT guy?

They said IT couldn't be done

What do you call a guy with no legs at your front door?

Matt

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What's he like?

asked the police officer sympathetically. The boy replied, "Beer and women."

What did the Native American pirate say when asked his heritage?

Arrrrrr Metis!

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How did the pothead propose to his girlfriend?

Marriage.. you wanna?"

How did a Hispanic farmer propose to his girlfriend?

With arroz.

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What are sloths?

Wrong, What are coworkers"

Where do weirdos ride their bicycles?

Psycho-paths. (as told by one of my coworkers)