When a coworker tells everyone he proposed, I'm the guy that asks, "So, what did she say?

I'm funny that way.

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What did the doctor tell a welder when the welder asked if his girlfriend(a pilot) using alternative lube was giving him erectile dysfunction?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams

How can you tell if a Finnish guy likes you?

He's staring at your shoes instead of his own.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?

Russel

How do you stop an Armenian tank?

You shoot the guys pushing it.

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How was work?

flashback to me being asked to leave the meeting because I couldn't stop giggling after someone said "abreast" me:Good

What do you get if you ask a bear to spare some of his salmon?

The Bear Glare.

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What did Shakespeare say when Mr. Big proposed to him?

Noth"

How did the stoner propose to his girlfriend?

Marriage, you wanna?

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Why are blondes bad a judging distance?

They have no idea what 12 inches actually looks like. I for some reason could not find a way to phrase this any better. Credit to my coworker.

What did the philosopher say to his coworker?

Cleanup on the detergent aisle"