When a coworker tells everyone he proposed, I'm the guy that asks, "So, what did she say?

I'm funny that way.

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How do you tell the time in the US?

By looking at a bomb

What do you say to Jennifer Anniston after she has been stabbed?

So noone told you knife was gonna be this way?

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Why did the guy at the trainyard get struck by lightning?

He was an excellent conductor

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on your front porch?

Matt. Others:

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What does COINCIDENCE' mean?

Student Funny, I was just going to ask you that.

How can you tell if a girl is under 18?

Ask her if she is a Bernie Sanders supporter.

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How did the rice crispy propose to the cornflake?

It Snapped, Crackled and Popped the question.

When a coworker tells everyone he proposed, I'm the guy that asks, "So, what did she say?

I'm funny that way.

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What's an Australian Kiss?

A French kiss down under ;) *first post here, a coworker of mine told me the joke. Go easy :)*

Why should I let you into heaven?

Me: Once a coworker said "supposably" 7 times in a meeting & I just let her StP: Get in here