When a coworker tells everyone he proposed, I'm the guy that asks, "So, what did she say?

I'm funny that way.

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How do you know you put the right joke in the right thread?

Don't worry, someone will tell you.

How can you tell if Lady Gaga is dead?

Po-po-po-po-po-po-poke-her-face

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool?

Bob.

Why was the guy wearing the fedora upset?

Because you didn't ask him what band he's in.

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How can you ask a Mexican if their zodiac sign is leo?

Julio

What's the difference between a Afghanistan wedding and a terrorist training camp?

Don't ask me, I'm just the drone pilot.

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How does a nihilist propose to his fiancee?

Even though my existence is meaningless I want to spend the rest of it with you."

How did a Hispanic farmer propose to his girlfriend?

With arroz.

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How about an office party?

ME: crosses out "replace coworkers with puppies" I guess

What's an Australian Kiss?

A French kiss down under ;) *first post here, a coworker of mine told me the joke. Go easy :)*