How does a nihilist propose to his fiancee?

Even though my existence is meaningless I want to spend the rest of it with you."

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What do we want? Low flying plane noises! when do we want em?

Nnneeeeeeeeyyyyyoooooowwwww

Why did the stoner take his wife to court?

He wanted to get joint custody.

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Why did Peter Parker get fired?

He spent all day on the web.

Why doesn't anyone ever add Paul Walker on Xbox?

He spends all of his time on the dashboard.

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What do elephants in the zoo get for lunch?

Half an hour, just like the rest of the animals.

What did the lazy suspect say to the court?

I haven't done anything to warrant a rest.

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What did Jay-Z call Beyonce after they got engaged?

Fiancee.

Why are woman's feet always so cold in bed?

Because they have no soles. Joke my fiancee just said to me.

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How does a nihilist propose to his fiancee?

Even though my existence is meaningless I want to spend the rest of it with you."

What did Patrick Stewart say when he proposed to his wife?

Engage.

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What does a dyslexic agnostic insomniac do?

Stays up all night pondering the existence of a dog

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, agnostic and an insomniac?

A person who stays up all night contemplating the existence of dog.

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How does a nihilist propose to his fiancee?

Even though my existence is meaningless I want to spend the rest of it with you."

Why can't a nihilist use a pencil?

because they cant find the point.