How does a nihilist propose to his fiancee?

Even though my existence is meaningless I want to spend the rest of it with you."

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How much longer?

Did you bring any snacks They want $5 for M&M's! I wanna go home Is it over yet - me watching my kids Christmas pageant

Why did the rapper scream into his Easter basket?

He wanted to give a shoutout to his peeps

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What do you call a liquid that spent all its money dissolving solute?

insolvent

What does Mrs Claus say to Santa when he's not spending enough time with her?

You're getting too wrapped up in your work!

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Why does the USA use F?

The rest of the world has varying degrees of communism.

What happens to the water level in the aquarium when one of the fish dies?

It rises because the rest of the fishes are crying :'(

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How did Jennifer Aniston find her fiancee?

She looked very Theroux-ly.

What did Jay-Z call Beyonce after they got engaged?

Fiancee.

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How did the phone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.

What did the string say when the rope proposed marriage?

Let's knot."

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When I see a "How am I driving?

sticker, I want to take the driver in my arms and tell them that I too have questions about my existence

What does a dyslexic agnostic insomniac do?

Stays up all night pondering the existence of a dog

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Why did the nihilist cross the road?

It doesn't matter.

How does a nihilist propose to his fiancee?

Even though my existence is meaningless I want to spend the rest of it with you."