How does a nihilist propose to his fiancee?

Even though my existence is meaningless I want to spend the rest of it with you."

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What did the Australian grandmaster say to the banker, when asked what he wanted to exchange?

Check, mate!

Why was the man intently watching the bowl of snickers?

He wanted to see who would have the last laugh. back to work...

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How long did you spend on your cosplay?

Me: Seven months A: *Hands me a badge marked "Casual"*

What do you call an NSA whistle-blower spending the winter in Russia?

Edward Snowed-in

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Why does the USA use F?

The rest of the world has varying degrees of communism.

Why were the police at the day care?

Because some of the two-year-olds were resisting a rest.

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How did Jennifer Aniston find her fiancee?

She looked very Theroux-ly.

What did Jay-Z call Beyonce before they were married?

Fiancee

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What did the melon tell her boyfriend when he proposed?

Yes but we cantaloupe.

What did Shakespeare say when Mr. Big proposed to him?

Noth"

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What My Friend Said Once They Discovered The Existence of Gravitational Waves?

Friend: Good, now they will make microwaves that cook my chicken fingers faster. Say what now

What's the most bitter tea in existence?

Reality *cries in the corner*

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What did the Nihilist whisper into his lover's ear?

Sweet Nothings.

Why did the nihilist cross the road?

It doesn't matter.