The rest of the world has varying degrees of communism.
By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them EDIT: Rip inbox EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold!
San Diego."
Fo Drizzle!
Because it kept falling out.
Because God couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.
The letter F.
You take the f out of "safe" and the f out of "way".
A 1st grader was resisting a rest.
Have a rest. (Everest, get it?) Really awful joke, but I thought of it last night and was wondering if anyone recognised it? Who knows, it might be original....
Unix
He thought it was such Bolshevik.