Why does the USA use F?

The rest of the world has varying degrees of communism.

Previous Random Joke Next
World Jokes More World Jokes

How do feminists screw in a lightbulb?

By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them EDIT: Rip inbox EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold!

Where in the World is Carmen?

San Diego."

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella for?

Fo Drizzle!

Why did the blonde quit using the pill?

Because it kept falling out.

Usa Jokes More Usa Jokes

Why wasn't Jesus born in the USA?

Because God couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

Why does the USA use F?

The rest of the world has varying degrees of communism.

F Jokes More F Jokes

What's the difference between a politician and a flying pig?

The letter F.

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway bag?

You take the f out of "safe" and the f out of "way".

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

Why did the cops show up at the elementary school?

A 1st grader was resisting a rest.

What do you do when you get to the top of the world's tallest mountain?

Have a rest. (Everest, get it?) Really awful joke, but I thought of it last night and was wondering if anyone recognised it? Who knows, it might be original....

Vary Jokes More Vary Jokes

Why does the USA use F?

The rest of the world has varying degrees of communism.

What operating system does Varys have on his computer?

Unix

Communism Jokes More Communism Jokes

Why did Bob disagree with communism?

He thought it was such Bolshevik.

Why does the USA use F?

The rest of the world has varying degrees of communism.