Why does the USA use F?

The rest of the world has varying degrees of communism.

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What's the tallest building in the world?

A library, because there are so many stories. (Did Not Make Up this Joke)

What kind of milk do the wealthiest people in the world give to their children?

1%

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How can you tell if someone uses Apple products?

Just wait and they'll tell you.

What does RoboCop use for fuel?

Petroleum

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Why will the USA never go bankrupt?

It will just host a telethon.

How would you rate USA and Saudi Arabia's relationship?

9/11

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Why did F'' (F double prime) have to go to the dentist?

It had concavities...

How do you get a dead turtle to flip itself back over on its feet?

You take the letter F out of way.

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What does the rest of the colony call an old ant?

An antique.

How many Kardashians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one as the rest of the world simply MUST revolve around them...

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Why does the USA use F?

The rest of the world has varying degrees of communism.

How does Soylent Green taste?

It varies from person to person.

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Why doesn't communism work in a school enviroment?

Because everyone would get the same Marx.

What's similar between communists and communism?

Neither work.