Why does the USA use F?

World Jokes More World Jokes

What's the fastest cake in the world?

Meriiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnngue.

What would a world without women feel like?

A pain in the arse.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What's the difference between a round piece of plastic and a babies head?

I don't use a round piece of plastic as a shift knob.

How do you catch a whale?

You wait until last call and use a good pick up line.

Usa Jokes More Usa Jokes

The rest of the world has varying degrees of communism.

Why is USA so gloomy?

Because only two parties exist for the whole country

F Jokes More F Jokes

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"?

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? "FIRETRUCK"!!! What were you thinking? What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"? ..."POPCORN"!! What were you thinking?!?!?!

What is Fonzi's favorite letter of the alphabet?

F", for Fonzi. Duh.

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

How long does it take to reach the ground from 110 stories up?

The rest of your life.

What's the definition of the perfect woman?

Four feet tall, fold back teeth, flat head so you can rest your beer on it, and turns into a pizza at midnight.

Vary Jokes More Vary Jokes

What's Varys the Spider's favorite OS?

Unix