Vary Jokes

How long does it take to sail from Dorne to Mereen?

It Varys.

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How does Soylent Green taste?

It varies from person to person.

What's Varys the Spider's favorite OS?

Unix

What operating system does Varys have on his computer?

Unix

Why does the USA use F?

The rest of the world has varying degrees of communism.

How long does it take to get from Dorne to Meereen?

It Varys.

What does the Michael Jackson action figure have written on the back of the box?

Not suitable for children. Colors may vary.

How many dwarfs does take to change a light bulb?

It can vary, but It's quite hilarious to watch.

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Dorne Jokes More Dorne Jokes

How long does it take to sail from Dorne to Mereen?

It Varys.

Why did Cersei Lannister sent princess Myrcella to Dorne?

She knew her family history a little too well. Myrcella had two brothers.

Spider Jokes More Spider Jokes

What did the spider say to the bee ?

Your honey or your life !

Which web developer enjoys finding bugs?

A spider!

Communism Jokes More Communism Jokes

What's the similarity between communism and a pencil?

They both only really work on paper

What's similar between communists and communism?

Neither work.

Dwarf Jokes More Dwarf Jokes

What do Dwarfs and Midgets have in common?

very little

What did the Seven Dwarfs say when the prince woke up Snow White?

Welp.... I guess it's back to jerking off!

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many ADD/ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb?

Wanna go ride bikes

How many Egalitarians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Doesn't matter, they'll just screw it one rotation one way and one rotation the other way and call it equality.

F Jokes More F Jokes

How do you take the letter "F" out of the word "WAY" ?

There is no F in way.

What starts with F and ends in UCK?

Fire truck.

Usa Jokes More Usa Jokes

What country is next to USA?

USB.

What's the difference between a USB and the USA?

One connects to all your devices and accesses your data, the other is a harware standard.

Operating System Jokes More Operating System Jokes

What operating system does Varys have on his computer?

Unix

What kind of operating system do horses use?

None. Horses are not known to use operating systems nor computers for that matter.